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(CBS News)   Brazilian drought means consumers will be spending more money on the most critical, essential building block to life: coffee   ( divider line
    More: Scary, consumers, droughts, grocery stores  
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2014-04-25 04:32:58 AM  
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FloridaFarkTag: TheWhoppah: Who wants Brazilian coffee?

If Monsanto or ConAgra really wanted to win the PR war against the EnviroNazis they would develop a strain of coffee that can be grown in the corn fields of Iowa.

Probably been tried, but coffee is a very temperature-sensitive crop. It cannot be grown in cold climates, but, also, not in hot climates. Coffee grown only in mountains of tropical areas. If the Iowa winter doesn't kill crop, the Iowa summer will

Just plant it in the Iowa Mountains. Duh.
2014-04-25 08:17:03 AM  
1 vote:
I buy only ethical free-range coffee. The beans consent to being collected.
2014-04-25 04:27:18 AM  
1 vote:
Higher coffee prices... does this mean Starbucks gets more douchey?
2014-04-25 03:36:36 AM  
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2014-04-25 03:13:01 AM  
1 vote:
I just want everyone's hearts to explode.

Is that wrong?
2014-04-25 02:32:59 AM  
1 vote:
Time to write a bank robbery note on the back of a completed job application
2014-04-25 02:09:15 AM  
1 vote:
I predict this will end up costing eleventy brazillion dollars.
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