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(The Indy Channel)   Man critical after being shot, crashing car. Well, of course he is. What's he supposed to say, 'Thanks'?   ( divider line
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2014-04-24 05:22:19 PM  
Why did this get greened - only for the headline play?
2014-04-24 05:25:02 PM  
If you piss off enough motorists, sooner or later you will piss off one who has a gun and poor impulse control.

On the other hand, maybe this guy was fumbling with his gun while driving and shot himself. The article doesn't say.
2014-04-24 05:26:37 PM  

Probably tried to make a right-hand turn.
2014-04-24 05:28:31 PM  


Probably tried to make a right-hand turn.

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2014-04-24 05:30:21 PM  
2014-04-24 05:30:39 PM  
Very nice subby!!  I LOL'd!
2014-04-24 05:31:29 PM  
"Hey, man, nice shot."
2014-04-24 05:39:17 PM  
Details at eleven...
2014-04-24 05:58:08 PM  
but*golf clap* for the headline.


It reminds me of a terrible joke I sometimes think of but rarely tell every time I buy the generic brand from my local Sobey's grocery chain. Their brand is called "Our compliments." none of the Our Compliments grocery items that I purchase EVER has anything nice to say about me.

Also, if they are called Our Compliments, perhaps I should assume they are free and just leave the store with them.
2014-04-24 07:03:39 PM  
Clever subby.

2014-04-24 08:53:29 PM  
Best headline in a while. I guffawed.
2014-04-24 11:25:14 PM  
Adding my discreet golf clap for the headline.
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