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(WTKR)   There's a special place in hell for people who steal bronze vases from grave sites to sell for scrap metal   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, scrap metal, bronze vases, replacement costs  
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1695 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2014 at 9:01 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-24 09:07:20 AM  
3 votes:
This is why I wish to be cremated and have no headstone or gravesite whatsoever.  I don't want to have anyone worrying about that crap after I'm dead.  I don't need plastic flowers or wreaths, I don't need a rock that says who I was.  I don't need pictures or anything else like that.  Just burn me, scatter the ashes and move on.
2014-04-24 09:03:58 AM  
3 votes:
Hell isn't real.
2014-04-24 09:33:16 AM  
2 votes:
Happens around here too. What pisses me off is that the scrap dealer who takes the vases. They can't tell me they didn't know that bronze vases weren't stolen.
Hang them both.
2014-04-24 09:55:33 AM  
1 vote:

FeatheredSun: Onkel Buck: Saw a pic floating around on Facebook about a woman who stole a stuffed animal from a babys grave.

I am fairly sure that human beings are inherently bloodthirsty, and that our anger mechanisms have a definite crosslink to our pleasure centers.

So naturally there's some cocaine-rat type of satiation we get from stories of Hell or of people who steal from dead babies.

That's pretty much why I wouldn't piss on most people if they were on fire
2014-04-24 09:09:54 AM  
1 vote:
Why? was their previous utilization really that important?
2014-04-24 09:05:11 AM  
1 vote:
It's a nice thought, hell.  It makes us feel better to think bad people go to hell, that someday that evil person is going to get what's coming to them.

It's a damn shame it doesn't exist.
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