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(Fox News)   Pocono Mountain resort to hold first-ever beer festival. One catch: "Nudity is required at the beer festival area & in the pools and hot tub"   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2014-04-24 01:24:08 AM  
4 votes:
I'm guessing this event will really put the sausage in "sausage fest."
2014-04-24 12:05:29 AM  
2 votes:
Something tells me the women on the flyer won't be attending.
2014-04-24 11:26:15 AM  
1 vote:

hammettman: Question for the nudies: if you're not wearing clothes, you have no pockets. Where do you keep your wallet?

I remember a few years back at a nudist resort, the bartender at the pool wanted to hold my ID so I wouldn't drink and dash.  I gave her my Concealed Carry Permit.  Later, as I was cashing out she figured out why I gave that ID.  "Can't carry concealed here, can you."
2014-04-24 08:58:56 AM  
1 vote:
ITT: People who have never been to a nudist colony.

As a member at Sunny Rest, we'd like to thank you for your continued absence.
2014-04-24 08:38:56 AM  
1 vote:
1. The people who you want to see naked are not nudists.
2. The people who are nudists are not the people you want to see naked.
2014-04-24 07:20:43 AM  
1 vote:
Hammettman, nudists do have a few creative alternatives:First off, you could always wear a fanny packSecond, lots of nudists still wear shoes and socks while naked, so you can do the whole childhood money-in-sock trickThird, lots of nudist stores (yup, that's a thing - not where you can be naked, just catering to us) sell these little wrist pouches kinda like fanny packs for your arm. they're big enough to hold a key and a card.Finally, at a lot of resorts, security isn't a big concern because the population is small, so you can just leave your stuff in your unlocked car. not the case at a beer festival, i know/wish i could go
2014-04-24 05:57:04 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-24 05:56:07 AM  
1 vote:
What a beer enthusiast might look like:
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2014-04-24 05:17:46 AM  
1 vote:
Gas at that festival will be horrible by the end of the night. At least clothing usually acts a diffuser.
2014-04-24 04:39:09 AM  
1 vote:
Submittard: "first-ever beer festival"

FTFA: This is the third year for the beer festival

I am disappoint.
2014-04-23 11:50:13 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes this works out differently than we'd like.
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