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(Inforum)   "His story is that several officers attacked him wearing full chemical suits, and they sprayed him with chemicals and put him in a shed," Wilkie said. "So, he's hallucinating"   ( inforum.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, police officers, chemical suits, David Kissee, officers attacked, Emily Dickinson, 12th Street, burn centers  
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2014-04-23 11:38:31 AM  
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Our mission was simple. Go to MOPP level four, turn on our cloaking devices and grab the one guy who KNOWS EVERYTHING and SEES THROUGH ALL LIES. Sadly, our mission went south immediately. Turns out, the drugs he took negated the effect of the cloaking devices. The subject then set himself on fire and that made our heat seeking incompacitators worthless. So we chased him in full MOPP but he stole a car and fled to a Sanctuary House. We couldn't touch him. But we did spray him with an identifying chemical. He burned some of it off but we're still tracking him by drone/satellite/ghost agents and genetically advanced 'smart dogs'. We'll get him just as soon as he's drug free. Probably 2017. JesAllahDollah be Praised
2014-04-23 11:29:59 AM  
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Heh heh heh... Dickinson
2014-04-23 11:24:51 AM  
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I had a neighbor who tried to show me the places in his floor that he said were hard,black bugs and the white gunk they left on the walls. The "bugs" were burn marks and the stuff on the walls were spitballs. When he was being evicted he went to court and told the judge there were spiders coming out from behind his eyes. Yeah it turns he did a lot of farking meth.
2014-04-23 11:17:22 AM  
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lindalouwho: LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!

Rush? It's been a looong time coming.

Just a fly by night thing.
2014-04-23 10:53:11 AM  
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Pic of the victim

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2014-04-23 10:45:13 AM  
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2014-04-23 10:44:51 AM  
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This is exactly what would happen if anyone at infowars ever got high on a hallucinogen.
2014-04-23 10:36:09 AM  
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Man, that story needed a mugshot.
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