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(Gawker)   Man crowdfunds penis surgery for his pet tortoise so he can come out of his shell   ( gawker.com) divider line
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2014-04-22 06:01:40 AM  
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Dansker: If "pet tortoise" is a fitting nickname for his penis, I can understand why he'd want surgery.

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2014-04-22 03:18:48 AM  
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2014-04-22 03:15:23 AM  
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Danger Avoid Death: So is the turtle circumcised or does it have a turtleneck?

It's going to need it amputated entirely in a few years since he's too small right now. His regimen of supplements will allow him to put on weight so he can undergo the operation.

So he'll be a Teenage Mutilated Ninja Turtle.
2014-04-22 03:05:47 AM  
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My ex had a turtle. It escaped and ran away. True story.
2014-04-22 03:03:28 AM  
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Bathia_Mapes: There's just something about a tortoise's face that makes me smile. They're such cute little fellas.

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2014-04-22 03:03:24 AM  
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Turtle O face. Oh. Oh. Oh. You know what I'm talking bout. Oh.
2014-04-22 01:25:39 AM  
1 vote:
Do people that give at the 100 quid level get banged really slowly?
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