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(Guardian)   "Family flees lions as car catches fire." You just can't make this stuff up   ( divider line
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2014-04-19 04:55:16 PM  
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2014-04-19 06:07:10 PM  
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I grew up in South Louisiana and have split my life between the US and Colombia.

I have been down the Amazon, gone through the jungle  and  swamp on foot.

I am not going to entrust  the lives of my loved ones against lions, bears, crocs, alligators, anacondas, unless I am driving a sherman tank and I am wearing a metal shark suit and have a couple of side arms loaded with glaser slugs.

I will be at the bar watching you get eaten on CNN.
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