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(Fox News)   Wisconsin becomes the first state to adopt a "no backsies" law for people who adopt children in the state   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Wisconsin, language of adoption, parenting skills, child welfare  
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4068 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2014 at 2:13 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-18 02:47:17 PM  
3 votes:
I'd like to return my son. He's defective.

Do you have a receipt, sir?


Did you get him from us?

No. I made him myself. I was drunk.

I'm sorry, sir, but to return a child you have to get him or her from us and have a receipt to prove it or we can't take them. Try Child Welfare on the Third Floor.

How about an abortion?

Sir, the child is sixteen. It's too late for an abortion.

He's got a fake ID.

We can't do an abortion. We are an adoption agency. We don't destroy the stock that doesn't move.

Who does that?

That would be the city pound. But they don't take humans. It's household pets only.

Oh, well. I guess it's politics for you, son.

Can I be President, Dad?

Sure. Sure, why not? When the Republicans take 97% of the African Lesbian Muslim vote, you can be President.

Ur, Mr. Paul?


Your son dropped his fake ID.


(What kind of dumbass name is Rand?)

It's short for Kreugerrand, if you must know.

Oops! Sorry, sir.

I get that a lot. Mistakes were made.
2014-04-18 02:29:56 PM  
3 votes:
I thought you could return them as long as you hadn't worn them outside?
2014-04-18 05:28:46 PM  
1 vote:

PunGent: MBooda: In Wisconsin you don't give up your adopted kids.  You feed 'em to the spiders.
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I'll bite...what's that from?

/Arachnophobia wasn't set in Wisconsin, that I recall...

But Giant Spider Invasion was!

/Whoo Packers
2014-04-18 03:57:31 PM  
1 vote:
I lost the receipt anyway.
2014-04-18 03:05:07 PM  
1 vote:
Remind me not to bring mini poodles to fark parties
It's not like it was all pom-pomed and stuff, it's just a curly dog
2014-04-18 02:41:53 PM  
1 vote:


For what reason would any couple now choose to adopt a pre-owned child when they could have a brand new one?

The risk is lower if you get a CPO child and check the Kidfax for any problems.
2014-04-18 01:48:58 PM  
1 vote:
Removing the generous return policy removes any benefit from adopting children over having them normally. For what reason would any couple now choose to adopt a pre-owned child when they could have a brand new one?
2014-04-18 12:52:53 PM  
1 vote:
"With virtually no oversight, children could literally be traded from home to home. In Wisconsin, that is now against the law,"

They're shutting down free markets and expanding government. Now I'll have to buy children from dealers in Texas.
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