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(NHL)   For fans of the Red Wings or Bruins it truly is Good Friday.. It's a pretty good night for other hockey fans too.. Habs look to take 2 at Tampa @7ET. Wings/Bruins @7:30ET. then the Stars look to even it up with the Ducks @10ET CBC/CNBC, TSN/NBCSN x2   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2014-04-18 09:37:03 AM  
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2014-04-18 10:54:55 AM  
Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!
 
2014-04-18 10:59:20 AM  

sno man: Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!


I bailed at the 2 OT mark. Being EST, I'm not going to break midnight except for the Bruins, cause I gotta get up at 5:30...


Besides, I've seen snough 2OT+ hockey to know the quality goes down hill. Everyone gets tired
 
2014-04-18 11:14:45 AM  
Soon....but not soon enough
 
2014-04-18 11:24:29 AM  

sno man: Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!


I stopped watching after the 5th Sharks goal.

What the fark, Los Angeles.
 
2014-04-18 11:37:09 AM  

Quasar: sno man: Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!

I stopped watching after the 5th Sharks goal.

What the fark, Los Angeles.


yea, I have that series to 7, get your shiat together L.A.!
 
2014-04-18 11:39:59 AM  
Woah, Jay Leno is dress up as a broad in that picture!

Still a bit drunk and it's 10:30 a.m.  Can't do it like I used to...thank Dog it's a half day.
 
2014-04-18 12:07:01 PM  
I had just finished explaining to a new hockey fan that Kings-Sharks tend to be low scoring, hard physical games.  And then the Sharks rip off 5 in a row.  Made me look like an idiot.  But who cares, Game 1 :  SHARKS!
 
2014-04-18 12:15:00 PM  
I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?
 
2014-04-18 12:23:07 PM  

Publikwerks: I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?


Depends on how many OTs the games go to.  One, no big deal.  2+ and then we east coasters start to suffer.
 
2014-04-18 12:41:56 PM  

Publikwerks: I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?


Well, I sure know the Bruins won't survive round 1.

Co-worker just went around giving out free bottles of wine...tempted to crack it open now to keep chasing the dragon.
 
2014-04-18 12:59:43 PM  
Hope Dallas can make a game of it for more than 1 period tonight.
 
2014-04-18 01:21:11 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Publikwerks: I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?

Well, I sure know the Bruins won't survive round 1.

Co-worker just went around giving out free bottles of wine...tempted to crack it open now to keep chasing the dragon.


No, you need water to help with the hangover, drink bud light or better yet- keystone.

I am full on expecting a deep run, but last year taught me to enjoy the ride more - I had made my peace with the Bruins losing when it was 3-1 game 7 with Toronto. They came back and to me, the rest of the playoffs was bonus hockey. It was great
 
2014-04-18 01:27:33 PM  
Going out for the Bruins tonight so won't be here to root them on with  Publikwerks,Primitive Screwheadand the rest of the Bruins faithful. This is going to be a great series. Should be a lot of fun, and a lot of alcohol.

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2014-04-18 02:36:44 PM  
Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.
 
2014-04-18 02:55:52 PM  

irishman4: Going out for the Bruins tonight so won't be here to root them on with  Publikwerks,Primitive Screwheadand the rest of the Bruins faithful. This is going to be a great series. Should be a lot of fun, and a lot of alcohol.


Have good time, sir!

and Yes, many beers will be downed tonight.

Publikwerks: Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.


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2014-04-18 03:24:13 PM  
actually looks like we're staying in and having people over instead, so i should be in and out of thread during the game. woot.

got some heady toppers in the fridge, about to go pick up some Yueng Lights.
 
2014-04-18 03:34:10 PM  

irishman4: got some heady toppers in the fridge


Nice!
Harpoon Leviathan was on sale at the packie, for $8/4pk, so I stocked up on those.
 
2014-04-18 03:35:08 PM  

Publikwerks: Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.


Still early in the day and the liters won't see it until 6.
 
2014-04-18 03:39:32 PM  

dietbubba: Publikwerks: Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.

Still early in the day and the liters won't see it until 6.


If I had a current PayPal account and the time, I'd TF the regular liters.

/checking in between rides
 
2014-04-18 04:12:56 PM  
Let's hope for B's fans, it is indeed a good Friday! The luck shirt is out and ready to go...

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2014-04-18 04:59:41 PM  
Well congrats to the Bruins faithful for finally having a game to watch, it took you long enough to get here...

Sadly I doubt that I will be around for puck drop (volunteering at the library - they don't understand hockey - by the finals they will, oh yes they will...) but I should be back by the 2nd period for the early games.  Besides, the only real game of the night doesn't come along until 10pm so I've got plenty of time.

Lovely game with the Kings & Sharks last night.  Even though SJ demolished them early & often, them beating the crap out of each other was nice to see.  Please continue to do so through the next six games so that whoever wins is wiped out & gets swept in round 2, that would be a good thing.

For those worried about multi OT games & falling asleep, fear not.  While I don't have the link (yet) to where you can download a game that you may have missed, this wonderful site - Don't Tell Me The Score - will give you the highlights from any game you wish with no spoilers.  For those of us on the east coast who have to go to bed, put that as your top window on your computer & when you get up the first thing that you'll see is the game that you missed as it happened & not knowing how it ended.  About the only way that wouldn't work is if the game was still going on & heading into the 11OT period in which case, screw it, I'm calling in sick.

Enjoy the early hockey, see you in a few hours...
 
2014-04-18 06:00:17 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:03:15 PM  
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREAD!~

GO GOOD GUYS!

BOOOOOOO BAD GUYS!
 
2014-04-18 06:04:49 PM  
Banners. Banners everywhere.

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2014-04-18 06:05:03 PM  
Another night of not watching at home. Go Wings! Have fun Farkers! Will be back around in the coming games, just damn busy.
 
2014-04-18 06:05:53 PM  
 
2014-04-18 06:07:09 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-04-18 06:08:49 PM  
GO WINGS

also, side note - does anyone have a link to the cbc opening playoff montage?  somebody from the network has been busy deleting it from everywhere.  thanks
 
2014-04-18 06:09:58 PM  

skybreaker: Banners. Banners everywhere.

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2014-04-18 06:15:16 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:16:11 PM  
Bruins are wearing their alternates tonight:

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2014-04-18 06:16:47 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:17:10 PM  

craigzy: GO WINGS

also, side note - does anyone have a link to the cbc opening playoff montage?  somebody from the network has been busy deleting it from everywhere.  thanks


Tim Thompson, the guy who makes them for the CBC, posts links on his Twitter.  There wasn't one for last night, but there will be one tonight.

For whatever reason they only let him keep the playoff opener up on his You Tube page for a couple days.  It's at the beginning of Montreal/Tampa Bay replay on the CBC website, but you'll have to spoof the website into thinking your computer is in Canada.

/GO WINGS!
 
2014-04-18 06:17:44 PM  
Dear God....

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//my liver ain't in shape for this shiat.
 
2014-04-18 06:32:40 PM  
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The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!


1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
35)Soft B&D pics to indicate two teams now have an equal score
 
2014-04-18 06:37:00 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:37:52 PM  

softshoes: Bruins are wearing their alternates tonight:


That is fantastic!
 
2014-04-18 06:38:44 PM  
Go Wings
 
2014-04-18 06:41:43 PM  
IS it time yet
 
2014-04-18 06:42:46 PM  
Bruins because Redwings
 
2014-04-18 06:42:51 PM  
Bolts damnit!  Don't fark the passes tonight!
 
2014-04-18 06:44:31 PM  
Got the boys coming over for the game...

Check on you farkers later.

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Let's Go, Bruins!
 
2014-04-18 06:44:54 PM  
Shut up Bets!
 
2014-04-18 06:45:39 PM  
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Listen, can you two move that over a bit? I can't see the game.
 
2014-04-18 06:49:40 PM  
Done with work, showered, teeth brushed, lets do this.
 
2014-04-18 06:49:57 PM  
Let's go Habs!!!

/also, go Red Wings!
//awesomesauce!
 
2014-04-18 06:53:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img.allvoices.com image 609x480]

Listen, can you two move that over a bit? I can't see the game.


A little 'shopping and a good caption for this one I think.

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2014-04-18 06:53:29 PM  
Go Wing-a-lings and GO BONUS HOCKEY!
 
2014-04-18 06:56:33 PM  

Flappyhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img.allvoices.com image 609x480]

Listen, can you two move that over a bit? I can't see the game.

A little 'shopping and a good caption for this one I think.

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Hockey.  It's different in here.
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2014-04-18 06:56:38 PM  
Let's go BRUINS!!!

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It's about farking time...and it feels soooooo good.
 
2014-04-18 06:57:25 PM  
I JUST DRANK A WHOLE MONSTER ENERGY DRINK SO NO CHANCE I MISS ANY 3 OT THRILLERS TONIGHT
 
2014-04-18 06:58:28 PM  
Let's see if I can get this in before Fark gets farked again (I've seen 5 "Five Oh Oh" errors just trying to load this thread)...

It's the final report of the Alternative NHL Standings, where we ask the stupid question "what if the NHL actually used an intelligent method to set the standings?" It's a stupid question because we know that won't happen as long as Bergman is in charge.

The systems presented for the uninitiated:

International/Olympic system: self-explanatory. The 3 point rule they use in the Olympics and all international competition.

The Revised 3-point system: My suggestion, where regulation and OT wins are worth 3 points, OT losses are worth nothing, shootout points are split 2 for the win and 1 for the loss.

Old NHL: Where ties still exist and the shootout is shot dead.

The next 2 are from Grantland and Down Goes Brown's summer mailbag on how fans would fix the NHL, where my system appeared as well.

Soccer style system: 3 points for a win, 1 for a tie.

Four-point system: 4 pts for a regulation win, 3 for an OT win (1 for an OT loss) and 2 pts for a tie

Finally, a straight up win-loss setup like every other sport does.

So what did we learn this year? Well, not a whole lot if we're honest. All 16 playoff teams are the same in every system except the Old NHL and Soccer systems. If both of those setups, the 2nd wild card in each conference changes. There's some seeding changes, but nothing significant.  The reality is that the realigned divisions took away some of the drama of the playoff races.

Some facts:

75% of regular season games ended in regulation. Of the games that went to OT, 58% went to a shootout. I don't have info on how that relates to past seasons.

Team with fewest shootouts: Carolina at 6 (2-4).

Chicago's combined regular and postseason record in games decided in OT periods: 1-8 (and the 1 came just last week)
 
2014-04-18 06:59:15 PM  
Shenannigans aside, I think Stars need to rebound and win tonight or dun dun dun.....they came back from a big deficit....time now to score first and dictate.  Let Jamie and Tyler do some dancin'...
 
2014-04-18 07:00:17 PM  
Tonight's Hockey Night in Canada montage featured The Stills.  I missed the name of the song, unfortunately.
 
2014-04-18 07:00:56 PM  
jeremy jacobs in the house
 
2014-04-18 07:01:05 PM  
OK, back from the store.  Entire 6-pack of Guinness was flat.  Have cans (I know, I know), and a 1-ltr mug chilling in the freezer.

Bring it on!  I want to see every game go to at least 2 OTs!

/no, I don't have to be awake tomorrow.
 
2014-04-18 07:01:07 PM  
So, I woke up in a different city an hour's plane flight away, how drunk did you get last night?

I don't know how long my phone battery will last, so here's hoping for another good, tough, tense Habs-Bolts game that the Habs win in even more frustrating fashion. I like to see the Stars keep the Ducks nervous, and of course the B's can go f
 
2014-04-18 07:01:22 PM  
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2014-04-18 07:02:21 PM  
Huh. Avs don't play tonight. Guess I'll settle in for Bruins-Wings.

/fark the chicken wings
 
2014-04-18 07:03:07 PM  

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ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.
 
2014-04-18 07:03:41 PM  
Ceiling Van Damme is watching you bake?
 
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2014-04-18 07:05:02 PM  

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ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.


Earguy has the whole russian series.  Most of it NSFW.
 
2014-04-18 07:05:27 PM  
No Rangers game tonight, so LET'S GO LIGHTNING! Callahan wanted too much money from the Rangers, but I've gotta cheer for him.
 
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2014-04-18 07:06:30 PM  

irishman4: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 500x716]

ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.


Anna Song, yes she's freed the twins.
 
2014-04-18 07:08:37 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: irishman4: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 500x716]

ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.

Earguy has the whole russian series.  Most of it NSFW.


The model's name is Anna Song, you should be able to find the more revealing pictures from that set through judicious googling
 
2014-04-18 07:09:53 PM  

Polish Hussar: Lt. Cheese Weasel: irishman4: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 500x716]

ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.

Earguy has the whole russian series.  Most of it NSFW.

The model's name is Anna Song, you should be able to find the more revealing pictures from that set through judicious googling


done.....and done
 
2014-04-18 07:10:25 PM  
trying to find the bolts on local market. SunSports has Rays. FoxSports FL has Marlins, CNBC has blackout due to local.
 
2014-04-18 07:11:06 PM  

Johnny Texas: Lets get this out of the way right now....

AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!


Thanks for getting it out of the way.  I hate surprises.  EEEKKK!!

/How does Discover still exist?
//Had one in college.  Nobody took it.
 
2014-04-18 07:11:43 PM  
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Let's go Bolts!

Also go Red Wings (something I never believed I would ever say, but it's them or Boston ::spit::)
 
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2014-04-18 07:12:28 PM  

Polish Hussar: Lt. Cheese Weasel: irishman4: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 500x716]

ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.

Earguy has the whole russian series.  Most of it NSFW.

The model's name is Anna Song, you should be able to find the more revealing pictures from that set through judicious googling


Bookmarking this comment for when the girlfriend isn't on the other side of the couch.
 
2014-04-18 07:12:55 PM  
Also, F*CK TAMPA!
 
2014-04-18 07:14:22 PM  

Rev.K: Also, F*CK TAMPA!


More like fark NBCSports, blocking the uplink to FoxSportsFL..
 
2014-04-18 07:15:01 PM  
Were the Bolts trying to do a whiteout?  If so, I call FAIL.
 
2014-04-18 07:15:03 PM  

lokis_mentor: trying to find the bolts on local market. SunSports has Rays. FoxSports FL has Marlins, CNBC has blackout due to local.


On Sun, according to my schedule.
 
2014-04-18 07:15:51 PM  
Wanting the Bolts to take a game tonight... but not sure I can root for anything other than good hockey regarding Bruins/Wings (I like both of them).

I'll have to give the edge to the Wings though, since I have a sister in Michigan. If they don't make it, the B's will be my East team.
 
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2014-04-18 07:17:38 PM  

Mztlplx: lokis_mentor: trying to find the bolts on local market. SunSports has Rays. FoxSports FL has Marlins, CNBC has blackout due to local.

On Sun, according to my schedule.


Rays are on Sun, Bolts are supposed to be on FSports FL tonight per TBO.  We're getting MArlins feed though.
 
2014-04-18 07:18:10 PM  

buckeyebrain: Were the Bolts trying to do a whiteout?  If so, I call FAIL.


It looks like they tried but failed.  How adorable.
 
2014-04-18 07:18:58 PM  
Habs making some bad passes out of the zone.  at least they are better defensively tonight
 
2014-04-18 07:19:26 PM  

lokis_mentor: trying to find the bolts on local market. SunSports has Rays. FoxSports FL has Marlins, CNBC has blackout due to local.


Sounds like you and I have the same problem.  Thankfully VIP Box doesn't do blackouts.
 
2014-04-18 07:19:36 PM  

lokis_mentor: Mztlplx: lokis_mentor: trying to find the bolts on local market. SunSports has Rays. FoxSports FL has Marlins, CNBC has blackout due to local.

On Sun, according to my schedule.

Rays are on Sun, Bolts are supposed to be on FSports FL tonight per TBO.  We're getting MArlins feed though.


Baseball fail.

They did the same thing with the Panthers/Columbus game I wanted to watch to see who the Bs would be facing.
 
2014-04-18 07:20:07 PM  
ugh nice save by Lindback though
 
2014-04-18 07:20:16 PM  
That was a sweet breakaway. Sweeter save.
 
2014-04-18 07:20:31 PM  

Flappyhead: AND NOW!!!  Samuel Adams and Pizza Pizza present!!

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Should we not add Long Change and MASTODON to this?
 
2014-04-18 07:20:52 PM  
Damn, nice save there!
 
2014-04-18 07:21:23 PM  
evening all....only get to see the first period as I have to be a target for another group at 9:30 - glad to see the Rangers finally remember how to put the puck in the net last night.  Pulling for Bruins and as much as I hate Montreal, they're my bracket pick

now...Hockey!!!!
 
2014-04-18 07:21:31 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: lokis_mentor: trying to find the bolts on local market. SunSports has Rays. FoxSports FL has Marlins, CNBC has blackout due to local.

Sounds like you and I have the same problem.  Thankfully VIP Box doesn't do blackouts.


Have the Wings queued on my PC. It's an old POS that can't handle too much excitement
 
2014-04-18 07:21:31 PM  
ok time to crack this open
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2014-04-18 07:24:04 PM  
Tonight's Hockey Night in Canada opening montage song was "Rooibos/Palm Wine Drinkard" by The Stills.
 
2014-04-18 07:25:34 PM  
I had a huge post I was going to put up, but I got five-oh-oh'ed. So I'll just say:

GO HOCKEY!
 
2014-04-18 07:27:31 PM  
Didn't see this earlier in the thread, but Quenneville has been fined $25,000 for his 'gesture' last night.
 
2014-04-18 07:28:32 PM  

buckeyebrain: Didn't see this earlier in the thread, but Quenneville has been fined $25,000 for his 'gesture' last night.


Still worth it.
 
2014-04-18 07:28:47 PM  

buckeyebrain: Didn't see this earlier in the thread, but Quenneville has been fined $25,000 for his 'gesture' last night.


For grabbing his crotch or for coming up empty handed?
 
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2014-04-18 07:30:09 PM  
With Dallas on the Left coast, I get too drunk too early kibitizing with you fools and miss most of the game...

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2014-04-18 07:32:17 PM  

dietbubba: Flappyhead: AND NOW!!!  Samuel Adams and Pizza Pizza present!!

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Should we not add Long Change and MASTODON to this?


Nah, don't wanna take from Edzo Bingo.
 
2014-04-18 07:32:21 PM  
AWESOMESAUCE!
 
2014-04-18 07:32:37 PM  
AWESOME SAUCE! DRINK!
 
2014-04-18 07:32:43 PM  
Bit over the top, there, Jackie, but that's why I love you...
 
2014-04-18 07:34:25 PM  

Flappyhead: dietbubba: Flappyhead: AND NOW!!!  Samuel Adams and Pizza Pizza present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

Should we not add Long Change and MASTODON to this?

Nah, don't wanna take from Edzo Bingo.


Gotcha
 
2014-04-18 07:34:59 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: With Dallas on the Left coast, I get too drunk too early kibitizing with you fools and miss most of the game...



you are very manic with your pic choices.
 
2014-04-18 07:35:59 PM  
If momentum is good, watch YOUR exciting Avalanche! Huge victory last night!!!
 
2014-04-18 07:36:28 PM  
And they are on the ice! Go B's!
 
2014-04-18 07:36:33 PM  
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GO! GO! BLACK AND GOLD!!!!

 
2014-04-18 07:36:54 PM  
Good evening one and all.
 
2014-04-18 07:37:11 PM  
AWESOMESAUCE!  (in the Bolts-Habs game)
 
2014-04-18 07:38:47 PM  
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2014-04-18 07:38:50 PM  
RENE
 
2014-04-18 07:38:50 PM  
Worst. Moment of silence. Ever.
 
2014-04-18 07:39:22 PM  
How many fistpumps tonight for Rene?
 
2014-04-18 07:39:53 PM  
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2014-04-18 07:40:07 PM  

dietbubba: How many fistpumps tonight for Rene?


4
 
2014-04-18 07:40:09 PM  
I call 3 fistpumps
 
2014-04-18 07:40:09 PM  

Johnny Texas: Am I the only one who thinks it's time to put the whole Boston marathon bombing thing to bed?


9/11 first...
 
2014-04-18 07:40:17 PM  
Montreal PP coming up!

Let's get one here boys.  Been a while since a PP goal.
 
2014-04-18 07:40:24 PM  
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2014-04-18 07:40:38 PM  
For those complaining about lack of Bolts on tv in Florida, our own bubbaprog confirms that no one in the state can see the game due to an apparent Fox fark up.
 
2014-04-18 07:40:55 PM  

craigzy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: With Dallas on the Left coast, I get too drunk too early kibitizing with you fools and miss most of the game...


you are very manic with your pic choices.


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Why so seriousss?
 
2014-04-18 07:41:09 PM  
ugh horrible Habs power play.  probably better with it being 4 on 4 now
 
2014-04-18 07:41:23 PM  
Habs with a 4:00 PP.  Pissed away a minute of it, and now TOO MUCH MAN!
 
2014-04-18 07:41:30 PM  
Too much man, Montreal.
 
2014-04-18 07:41:34 PM  
Montreal -

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2014-04-18 07:41:51 PM  
Oh FFS... I know our PP sucks, but why give it up for a Too Much Man penalty?!

*sigh*
 
2014-04-18 07:41:51 PM  
Ok, folks. Family "dropped in" but they're all in Bruins gear, so I csbt follow here as closely as I might. Detroit scares me, but I am expecting a Bruins win. Okay nice with others, y'all!
 
2014-04-18 07:41:53 PM  

desertgeek: For those complaining about lack of Bolts on tv in Florida, our own bubbaprog confirms that no one in the state can see the game due to an apparent Fox fark up.


If Brighthouse, the App has it on CNBC, so try their online feed through your carrier.
 
2014-04-18 07:41:56 PM  

Johnny Texas: Am I the only one who thinks it's time to put the whole Boston marathon bombing thing to bed?


Yep.
 
2014-04-18 07:42:26 PM  

Rev.K: Worst. Moment of silence. Ever.


Not as bad as the Chelsea fans in their match last weekend when the BPL was having moments of silence for the 25th anniversary of Hillsborough.  Jackholes sang through the whole thing
 
2014-04-18 07:43:44 PM  
Well, If I stay here for the duration, I'll be comatose before the drop in Anaheim....gonna go play some something...have fun....back later, I think.........
 
2014-04-18 07:44:06 PM  
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2014-04-18 07:45:10 PM  

Johnny Texas: Am I the only one who thinks it's time to put the whole Boston marathon bombing thing to bed?


1- it's the 1 yr anniversary so I think it's ok to honor that.

2- I'd like the Yankees stop playing God Bless America every home game first.
 
2014-04-18 07:45:28 PM  
Habs piss away the other 1:00 of PP time after the Too Much Man.  30 seconds left in the 1st...
 
2014-04-18 07:45:36 PM  

dietbubba: Not as bad as the Chelsea fans in their match last weekend when the BPL was having moments of silence for the 25th anniversary of Hillsborough. Jackholes sang through the whole thing


Savages.
 
2014-04-18 07:46:21 PM  
Montreal really needs to change up the PP.  everyone expects the shot from the point and it just isn't working.  they should try a 4 forward 1 D attack for something new.  but who am i?
 
2014-04-18 07:46:36 PM  
Well we really put on a clinic with that PP there.  Watch out other teams, you've been warned.
 
2014-04-18 07:47:14 PM  
0-0 After One in Tampa Bay.
 
2014-04-18 07:47:22 PM  

Rev.K: dietbubba: Not as bad as the Chelsea fans in their match last weekend when the BPL was having moments of silence for the 25th anniversary of Hillsborough. Jackholes sang through the whole thing

Savages.


And yet its the Scousers that get the bad rap
 
2014-04-18 07:48:23 PM  
Ah, Red Wings v. Bruins.  Brother against brother.
 
2014-04-18 07:49:55 PM  
ok time to put on the Bruins/Wings game during intermission.  lets go Wings or something
 
2014-04-18 07:50:41 PM  
I can't remember the last Wings team that skated this way. Maybe Russian 5.
 
2014-04-18 07:53:24 PM  

Polish Hussar: Ah, Red Wings v. Bruins.  Brother against brother.


Brother against brother?
 
2014-04-18 07:53:45 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: Ah, Red Wings v. Bruins.  Brother against brother.

Brother against brother?


Brendan and Reilly Smith.
 
2014-04-18 07:54:02 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: Ah, Red Wings v. Bruins.  Brother against brother.

Brother against brother?


Brendan Smith and Riley Smith
 
2014-04-18 07:54:29 PM  
Time and space are being taken away in Boston.
 
2014-04-18 07:58:13 PM  
you know, i probably wouldn't hate the Bruins as much if they just changed their goal song.  it's unoriginal, boring, and doesn't have anything to do with Boston.  Boston has a lot of good music, hell Berklee is there.  they can come up with something new
 
2014-04-18 07:59:01 PM  

That guy on the bike: you know, i probably wouldn't hate the Bruins as much if they just changed their goal song.  it's unoriginal, boring, and doesn't have anything to do with Boston.  Boston has a lot of good music, hell Berklee is there.  they can come up with something new


I'm sure Blood for Blood or the Dropkick Murphys would be more than happy to provide something.
 
2014-04-18 08:01:56 PM  
Serious question?  If the Wings were still in the west, would they have made the playoffs this year.  I know point wise, they'd still be #8 (2nd wild card, whatever) but with the extra travel, and the meat grinder that is the Pacific division(Alberta teams not withstanding), and their injuries...  would they have made it?   Not trolling, just wondering.
 
2014-04-18 08:02:12 PM  

skybreaker: That guy on the bike: you know, i probably wouldn't hate the Bruins as much if they just changed their goal song.  it's unoriginal, boring, and doesn't have anything to do with Boston.  Boston has a lot of good music, hell Berklee is there.  they can come up with something new

I'm sure Blood for Blood or the Dropkick Murphys would be more than happy to provide something.


Murphy's already have "Black and Gold"
 
2014-04-18 08:03:56 PM  

andychrist420: Serious question?  If the Wings were still in the west, would they have made the playoffs this year.  I know point wise, they'd still be #8 (2nd wild card, whatever) but with the extra travel, and the meat grinder that is the Pacific division(Alberta teams not withstanding), and their injuries...  would they have made it?   Not trolling, just wondering.


Yes, they're 2 points better than Dallas.
 
2014-04-18 08:05:00 PM  
"D to D"
DRINK!
 
2014-04-18 08:07:16 PM  

andychrist420: Serious question?  If the Wings were still in the west, would they have made the playoffs this year.  I know point wise, they'd still be #8 (2nd wild card, whatever) but with the extra travel, and the meat grinder that is the Pacific division(Alberta teams not withstanding), and their injuries...  would they have made it?   Not trolling, just wondering.


Hold on, I just reread your question. The pacific meat grinder is overrated. Look at the difference between LA and Phoenix has proof. Outside of California, the division wasn't that good. It would've been a close call between Detroit and Dallas to get in, I think.
 
2014-04-18 08:08:47 PM  
Today I learned that "Beard-A-Thon" is a thing.

Random Red Couch! Drink!
 
2014-04-18 08:08:52 PM  
Chara penalized for being tall
 
2014-04-18 08:09:09 PM  

skybreaker: That guy on the bike: you know, i probably wouldn't hate the Bruins as much if they just changed their goal song.  it's unoriginal, boring, and doesn't have anything to do with Boston.  Boston has a lot of good music, hell Berklee is there.  they can come up with something new

I'm sure Blood for Blood or the Dropkick Murphys would be more than happy to provide something.


and with that being said, can Montreal please use Cryptopsy or Gorguts
 
2014-04-18 08:09:17 PM  

Johnny Texas: Chara smash.


Chara to the box - 2 minutes for boarding
 
2014-04-18 08:09:28 PM  
Yeah, they're gonna call that every time.
 
2014-04-18 08:09:56 PM  

desertgeek: Chara penalized for being tall


If hes 5'10" thats still boarding.
 
2014-04-18 08:10:22 PM  
ET LE BUT!!!!!!
 
2014-04-18 08:10:31 PM  
Montreal goal!  1-0 Canadiens on the PP
 
2014-04-18 08:10:33 PM  
Ok, that's a legit boarding.
 
2014-04-18 08:10:38 PM  
OMG, a farking PP goal!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1-0
 
2014-04-18 08:10:57 PM  
Desharnais with the goal
 
2014-04-18 08:10:57 PM  
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GOAL!
 
2014-04-18 08:11:02 PM  

skybreaker: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: Ah, Red Wings v. Bruins.  Brother against brother.

Brother against brother?

Brendan Smith and Riley Smith


OK...that makes sense.

I just smoked some herbs for the first time in a couple years....so I'm gonna be slow and mellow tonight.

Still drinking though.
 
2014-04-18 08:11:22 PM  
Are there any Tampa fans there?
 
2014-04-18 08:11:38 PM  
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You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.
 
2014-04-18 08:12:09 PM  
Everybody's hugging in Boston
 
2014-04-18 08:12:13 PM  
oh Prust, no fighting in the playoffs....unless you want to fight Stamkos and get him off for 5 mins
 
2014-04-18 08:12:18 PM  
MTL 1, TBL 0
 
2014-04-18 08:13:49 PM  

PowerSlacker: Are there any Tampa fans there?


it's warm there so i'm sure they have them on
 
2014-04-18 08:14:38 PM  
Everyone remembered how to play defense tonight.
 
2014-04-18 08:15:12 PM  

That guy on the bike: Cryptopsy


That brings me back. Grabbed some beers with Cryptopsy guys quite a few times in their post-Worm heyday. Mike was a really cool dude.
 
2014-04-18 08:15:14 PM  

fatalvenom: skybreaker: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: Ah, Red Wings v. Bruins.  Brother against brother.

Brother against brother?

Brendan Smith and Riley Smith

OK...that makes sense.

I just smoked some herbs for the first time in a couple years....so I'm gonna be slow and mellow tonight.

Still drinking though.


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2014-04-18 08:15:26 PM  

PowerSlacker: Are there any Tampa fans there?


Oh sure.  After rooting for the Habs up in the frozen north, they have to be big fans of the weather and beaches down in Tampa.
 
2014-04-18 08:17:17 PM  

Johnny Texas: Things are picking up in Boston.


Really good first period from both teams.  0-0, Shots 11-9 Detroit after 1.
 
2014-04-18 08:17:23 PM  
Just stopping in to say hi (and to keep my Fark "Stanley Cup Playoffs - I was in every thread" badge in play).  Friends came in to town and we're hitting the bars to watch.
 
2014-04-18 08:17:29 PM  

Fubegra: Today I learned that "Beard-A-Thon" is a thing.

Random Red Couch! Drink!


Random Red Couch and Awesomesauce...doing more damage to livers than college binge drinking
 
2014-04-18 08:17:47 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: That guy on the bike: Cryptopsy

That brings me back. Grabbed some beers with Cryptopsy guys quite a few times in their post-Worm heyday. Mike was a really cool dude.


i see you are from warwick.  i'm sure we've bumped into each other at shows.  sorry if i hit you
 
2014-04-18 08:17:47 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: PowerSlacker: Are there any Tampa fans there?

Oh sure.  After rooting for the Habs up in the frozen north, they have to be big fans of the weather and beaches down in Tampa.


I'm waiting for them to start selling reversible scarves and sweaters.  One side the home team, the other side the team from your home.

/If it was Bolts-B's I'd totally cough up to cheer for the Bolts
 
2014-04-18 08:18:20 PM  
Watched the first half in fricking SD while chatting with Comcast. After all that, it was a friggin loose connection, which I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN ELECTRICIAN AND I JUST REPLACED THE SPLITTER AND ONE OF THE CABLES THE OTHER DAY!

Good game so far (B's/Wings).
 
2014-04-18 08:18:55 PM  

Fubegra: fatalvenom: skybreaker: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: Ah, Red Wings v. Bruins.  Brother against brother.

Brother against brother?

Brendan Smith and Riley Smith

OK...that makes sense.

I just smoked some herbs for the first time in a couple years....so I'm gonna be slow and mellow tonight.

Still drinking though.


Oh, I'm gonna munch like a banshee in a few. Got the grill fired up, time for some burgers and chicken breast.
 
2014-04-18 08:19:27 PM  
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2014-04-18 08:19:37 PM  

dietbubba: Fubegra: Today I learned that "Beard-A-Thon" is a thing.

Random Red Couch! Drink!

Random Red Couch and Awesomesauce...doing more damage to livers than college binge drinking


And the Random Red Couch just showed up in the Habs/Bolts game. I'll be zonked before the puck drops in Anaheim.

AWESOME SAUCE!
 
2014-04-18 08:19:39 PM  
AWESOMESAUCE!  Drink!
 
2014-04-18 08:19:56 PM  
I CANT DEAL WITH THE AWESOME SAUCE OR THE RED COUCH WHAT DO I DO OMG shiat
 
2014-04-18 08:20:22 PM  

jaylectricity: Watched the first half in fricking SD while chatting with Comcast. After all that, it was a friggin loose connection, which I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN ELECTRICIAN AND I JUST REPLACED THE SPLITTER AND ONE OF THE CABLES THE OTHER DAY!

Good game so far (B's/Wings).


I watched the entire 1st period in SD because my roommate and I are too cheap to pay Comcast the extra $10 a month for HD.
 
2014-04-18 08:20:32 PM  
alright - period over in Boston, so time for me to go get shot at for a few hours - might be back for the tail end of Dallas and the Ducks...I'd tell y'all to behave, but what's the fun in that
 
2014-04-18 08:21:43 PM  

kmfjd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1171]


I love that thing.  And for some reason it makes me want to watch "The Prestige" after Wings games.
 
2014-04-18 08:22:03 PM  
My kid's birthday party is tomorrow morning, so no boozing it up tonight. I mean no more than I've already boozed it up.

/HOCKEY
 
2014-04-18 08:22:33 PM  

Polish Hussar: jaylectricity: Watched the first half in fricking SD while chatting with Comcast. After all that, it was a friggin loose connection, which I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN ELECTRICIAN AND I JUST REPLACED THE SPLITTER AND ONE OF THE CABLES THE OTHER DAY!

Good game so far (B's/Wings).

I watched the entire 1st period in SD because my roommate and I are too cheap to pay Comcast the extra $10 a month for HD.


Believe me I'm cheap. I'm cheap so I can spend my money on good beer and a good picture.
 
2014-04-18 08:22:53 PM  
eh don't really think that was a trip but they didn't call the actual trip from before so i good make up call.  time to kill this
 
2014-04-18 08:23:40 PM  

That guy on the bike: Primitive Screwhead: That guy on the bike: Cryptopsy

That brings me back. Grabbed some beers with Cryptopsy guys quite a few times in their post-Worm heyday. Mike was a really cool dude.

i see you are from warwick.  i'm sure we've bumped into each other at shows.  sorry if i hit you


HA! It's all good in the pit :)
I hail from Providence and settled into wonderful paradise known as Warwick, RI.
I should have paid rent at Babyhead it would have been cheaper. I was also semi-regular at the Living Room, The Met, Lupos, El n' Gee, Palladium and crapload of other shiatty dumps.
 
2014-04-18 08:24:22 PM  

jaylectricity: Watched the first half in fricking SD while chatting with Comcast. After all that, it was a friggin loose connection, which I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN ELECTRICIAN AND I JUST REPLACED THE SPLITTER AND ONE OF THE CABLES THE OTHER DAY!

Good game so far (B's/Wings).


Comcast put the splitter in a "weatherproof" box at my place. It's not as weatherproof as they think, since more than once it has needed to be replaced because it became waterlogged.

/still too cheap to spring for HD
//charging extra for HD is today's equivalent of the phone company's touch-tone surcharge
 
2014-04-18 08:24:50 PM  
Tampa's PP doing their best imitation of Montrea's PP... I'm okay with this.  :-)
 
2014-04-18 08:24:50 PM  
That may have been the shiattiest power play I've ever seen.
 
2014-04-18 08:25:52 PM  
le goal
 
2014-04-18 08:25:53 PM  
HABGOAL!
 
2014-04-18 08:25:58 PM  
SWEET GOAL!!!!

2-0!!
 
2014-04-18 08:26:00 PM  
Montreal goal x2.  2-0 Canadiens
 
2014-04-18 08:26:01 PM  

robertus: My kid's birthday party is tomorrow morning, so no boozing it up tonight. I mean no more than I've already boozed it up.

/HOCKEY


My daughter's bday is tomorrow too.  I had to tell her only one person was coming.
 
2014-04-18 08:26:10 PM  
Tampa not looking like they deserve to be here.
 
2014-04-18 08:26:35 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: That guy on the bike: Primitive Screwhead: That guy on the bike: Cryptopsy

That brings me back. Grabbed some beers with Cryptopsy guys quite a few times in their post-Worm heyday. Mike was a really cool dude.

i see you are from warwick.  i'm sure we've bumped into each other at shows.  sorry if i hit you

HA! It's all good in the pit :)
I hail from Providence and settled into wonderful paradise known as Warwick, RI.
I should have paid rent at Babyhead it would have been cheaper. I was also semi-regular at the Living Room, The Met, Lupos, El n' Gee, Palladium and crapload of other shiatty dumps.


i have moshed in and pissed in all of those places so i'm sure we could share stories.  but lets not get too off topic here.

Goal Bourque
 
2014-04-18 08:26:39 PM  
WOW.
 
2014-04-18 08:28:51 PM  
Who is Potter?
 
2014-04-18 08:29:12 PM  
Dear Mr. Therrien,
now that you have a 2 goal lead, can you please not sit back and play the dump game.  my fingernails are short enough as it is and i only have 3 more beers left.  thank you
 
2014-04-18 08:30:26 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: irishman4: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 500x716]

ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.

Earguy has the whole russian series.  Most of it NSFW.


You rang?    NSFW    1    2     3
 
2014-04-18 08:30:52 PM  

fatalvenom: Who is Potter?


He's just a guy, he'd rather not be.
 
2014-04-18 08:35:30 PM  
huge save by Price
 
2014-04-18 08:36:28 PM  

That guy on the bike: Dear Mr. Therrien,
now that you have a 2 goal lead, can you please not sit back and play the dump game.  my fingernails are short enough as it is and i only have 3 more beers left.  thank you


This.  Also, I think this postseason it takes at least a 4-goal lead to be safe, an even that is dangerous thru the first 2 nights!

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: irishman4: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 500x716]

ive seen her before. I'd like to see more of her though.

Earguy has the whole russian series.  Most of it NSFW.

You rang?    NSFW    1    2     3


Damn!  She's amazing...
 
2014-04-18 08:36:56 PM  

fatalvenom: Who is Potter?



Horse Hockey!
 
2014-04-18 08:37:08 PM  

fatalvenom: Who is Potter?


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2014-04-18 08:37:55 PM  
CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!
 
2014-04-18 08:38:58 PM  
Long change, drink!  For both teams, x2
 
2014-04-18 08:38:59 PM  
Long change!
 
2014-04-18 08:39:08 PM  

jaylectricity: fatalvenom: Who is Potter?

He's just a guy, he'd rather not be.


ginny is reporting from the quidditch world cup.
 
2014-04-18 08:39:19 PM  

Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!


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2014-04-18 08:42:16 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

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Neil Peart stands alone.
/Actually, I know nothing about drummers, I just wanted to use that
 
2014-04-18 08:43:03 PM  

Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

[img.fark.net image 500x375]

Neil Peart stands alone.
/Actually, I know nothing about drummers, I just wanted to use that


Neil is my favorite, by far ;)
 
2014-04-18 08:43:25 PM  
Let's go Wings
 
2014-04-18 08:43:49 PM  
Habs up 2-0 after two.
 
2014-04-18 08:44:23 PM  
That was a scary 30 seconds
 
2014-04-18 08:44:25 PM  
is anyone else on mobile Fark tonight? is yours as.broken as mine appears to be?

this ain't right.
 
2014-04-18 08:44:31 PM  
did anyone else see the old school italicized time clock in the boston???
 
2014-04-18 08:45:43 PM  

Mztlplx: is anyone else on mobile Fark tonight? is yours as.broken as mine appears to be?

this ain't right.


Mine is fine
 
2014-04-18 08:45:51 PM  

craigzy: did anyone else see the old school italicized time clock in the boston???


I missed it. Did it look like this?

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2014-04-18 08:45:56 PM  
Come on Wings, you've got to capitalize on opportunities like those
 
2014-04-18 08:47:14 PM  

Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

[img.fark.net image 500x375]

Neil Peart stands alone.
/Actually, I know nothing about drummers, I just wanted to use that


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/needs more cowbell
 
2014-04-18 08:47:50 PM  
Bruins, you need to hammer the Wings.... The only way to slow them down is to beat on them
 
2014-04-18 08:49:13 PM  
Long change! Drink!
 
2014-04-18 08:49:20 PM  

Earguy: Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

[img.fark.net image 500x375]

Neil Peart stands alone.
/Actually, I know nothing about drummers, I just wanted to use that

[andrewolson.com image 600x636]

/needs more cowbell


Holy crap.  No wonder Krieger has yet to get a handle on YYZ
 
2014-04-18 08:49:25 PM  
Day 3:  Good Friday service is over.  Wings are on so Dad's happy.  Stout Belgian Stout turned out well so I have slightly less than 5 gallons of homebrew to last the playoffs.  Lets go bonus hockey!!

Period of the long change.  Drink!
 
2014-04-18 08:49:47 PM  

Earguy: Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375][farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

[img.fark.net image 500x375]

Neil Peart stands alone.
/Actually, I know nothing about drummers, I just wanted to use that

[andrewolson.com image 600x636]

/needs more cowbell


see 'v'
 
2014-04-18 08:50:26 PM  

Fubegra: Long change! Drink!


How much?  I've got a growler full of Kuhnhenn Oatmeal Stout sitting next to me.
 
2014-04-18 08:50:45 PM  
AWESOMESAUCE!!!
 
2014-04-18 08:51:11 PM  
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2014-04-18 08:51:24 PM  
I think they're trying to kill us with Awesome Sauce.
 
2014-04-18 08:51:37 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

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Neil Peart stands alone.
/Actually, I know nothing about drummers, I just wanted to use that

Neil is my favorite, by far ;)


with ya, there are a bunch at 2 though...
 
2014-04-18 08:51:52 PM  
Awesome sauce on both games!
 
2014-04-18 08:52:12 PM  
As a Red Wing fan let me just say I think this game has been very fairly called by the refs


/there that division by zero comment should screw up a ton of FARKers bingo cards
 
2014-04-18 08:52:48 PM  
Damn that was close!
 
2014-04-18 08:53:03 PM  

sno man: Earguy: Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

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Neil Peart stands alone.
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/needs more cowbell

see 'v'


NO!  MORE COWBELL!
 
2014-04-18 08:53:08 PM  

NuttierThanEver: As a Red Wing fan let me just say I think this game has been very fairly called by the refs


/there that division by zero comment should screw up a ton of FARKers bingo cards


My God...It's full of stars...
 
2014-04-18 08:53:39 PM  

Publikwerks: Bruins, you need to hammer the Wings.... The only way to slow them down is to beat on them


They've been doing that but you can't fully commit or you'll find a Wing behind you darting for Tuukka.
 
2014-04-18 08:54:07 PM  

Fubegra: I think they're trying to kill us with Awesome Sauce.


SO much better than last year's Terri the Smoker ads.
 
2014-04-18 08:54:16 PM  

Earguy: sno man: Earguy: Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Frozen_Puck: CAREY!  CAREY!  CAREY!

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Neil Peart stands alone.
/Actually, I know nothing about drummers, I just wanted to use that

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/needs more cowbell

see 'v'

NO!  MORE COWBELL!


A bigger cowbell or increase the number of cowbells?
 
2014-04-18 08:54:43 PM  
You know, I just can't say I'm much of a fan of this Marchand fellow.
 
2014-04-18 08:56:18 PM  

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: You know, I just can't say I'm much of a fan of this Marchand fellow.


I am a fan of the organist at TD Gardens.
 
2014-04-18 08:56:20 PM  

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: You know, I just can't say I'm much of a fan of this Marchand fellow.


FEAR THE NOSE!!!
 
2014-04-18 08:56:48 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Fubegra: I think they're trying to kill us with Awesome Sauce.

SO much better than last year's Terri the Smoker ads.


Yup. I'd even prefer they brought back Peggy then have to suffer through Stoma Smoker.
 
2014-04-18 08:58:20 PM  
Dammit I want a bingo card...
 
2014-04-18 08:58:24 PM  
The Bruins need to keep control through the neutral zone. The  Wings are pressuring them and they are not pushing through
 
2014-04-18 08:58:57 PM  

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: You know, I just can't say I'm much of a fan of this Marchand fellow.


he's one of those players you just hate so much but would tolerate him on your team bc he produces

/still want to punch him
//dirty but good player
 
2014-04-18 08:58:58 PM  
Power play
 
2014-04-18 08:59:04 PM  
Detroit power play coming up...
 
2014-04-18 08:59:12 PM  
Holding on Boston, 10 yard penalty
 
2014-04-18 08:59:18 PM  
Holding?!

Grumble...grumble...
 
2014-04-18 08:59:18 PM  
Come on Boston, get your shiat together.
 
2014-04-18 08:59:22 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: You know, I just can't say I'm much of a fan of this Marchand fellow.

FEAR THE NOSE!!!


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KEEP THAT GUY AWAY FROM MY COCAINE!
 
2014-04-18 08:59:55 PM  
If the Bruins can keep it scoreless through the long change period, I'll be happy.
 
2014-04-18 09:00:22 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Fubegra: I think they're trying to kill us with Awesome Sauce.

SO much better than last year's Terri the Smoker ads.


Anything's better than her!
 
2014-04-18 09:00:29 PM  

Polish Hussar: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: You know, I just can't say I'm much of a fan of this Marchand fellow.

I am a fan of the organist at TD Gardens.


He's awesome. He was on Toucher and Rich this morning, just playing songs for them while they did their show.
 
2014-04-18 09:00:39 PM  

That guy on the bike: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: You know, I just can't say I'm much of a fan of this Marchand fellow.

he's one of those players you just hate so much but would tolerate him on your team bc he produces

/still want to punch him
//dirty but good player


Yeah, pretty much.  Seems like all the best teams have a guy like that.  Wings still haven't replaced Homer in that regard.
 
2014-04-18 09:00:44 PM  
Canucks. Anything for golf.
 
2014-04-18 09:02:34 PM  
Not much power in this power play.
 
2014-04-18 09:03:43 PM  
Good Kill
 
2014-04-18 09:03:44 PM  
shiat
 
2014-04-18 09:04:05 PM  
Yay, hockey! Habs are looking good, Price is insane so far!
 
2014-04-18 09:05:14 PM  

Publikwerks: Good Kill


Was more of a suicide.
 
2014-04-18 09:05:44 PM  
Tied?
 
2014-04-18 09:05:53 PM  

Fubegra: Canucks. Anything for golf.


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2014-04-18 09:06:15 PM  
LOL, thats what you get for flopping
 
2014-04-18 09:06:56 PM  

Johnny Texas: It's a real pressure cooker for Boston fans right now.

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2014-04-18 09:07:38 PM  
If the Bruins got the power plays they deserved they'd torch everybody.

I could understand if it was one year that they had far and away the fewest power plays because hey, things can happen or whatever. But it's consistent. They don't really dive so they don't get the calls.

Now before you post that video of the 6 times the Bruins dove realize that most other teams dive 2-3 times every single game.

Not Detroit, though. I have seen no evidence of that with them.
 
2014-04-18 09:08:09 PM  

Johnny Texas: It's a real pressure cooker for Boston fans right now.


Thanks...now I've got Meatloaf stuck in my head.

Where's my iPod...?
 
2014-04-18 09:09:20 PM  
After 2 periods, 16 shots and no goals apiece for Detroit and Boston.
 
2014-04-18 09:09:58 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: craigzy: did anyone else see the old school italicized time clock in the boston???

I missed it. Did it look like this?



it was at 13:29
 
2014-04-18 09:10:28 PM  
How about that cup check at the end of 2? Damn.
 
2014-04-18 09:10:28 PM  
The Pizza Taco.  Boston Pizza, what have you wrought?
 
2014-04-18 09:10:59 PM  

Polish Hussar: The Pizza Taco.  Boston Pizza, what have you wrought?


I laughed at the reversed delivery system.  That was great!