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(NYPost)   Increasing number of American women are choosing dogs over babies. Welcome to Generation Rex   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2014-04-18 10:59:09 AM  
3 votes:
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
2014-04-18 10:52:33 AM  
2 votes:

Lord Soth: Increasing number of American women are unmarriable.

That's a funny way of spelling fat.
2014-04-18 11:17:04 AM  
1 vote:
Despite my mother's repeated arguments with me over it, and the disappointed looks she gives me, all my parents are getting are grand-doggies. That was my decision before I met my husband, and nothing is likely to change.
2014-04-18 11:04:56 AM  
1 vote:
This is A LOT of the people I know.  I'm in my mid-20s.  While there are a few people who have kids, a lot of them decided to have dogs first.  And some people have just had the dogs and have forgotten about the kids.  And then there's me and a couple other people I know, who decided to get cats instead of dogs.  So here I am, a mid-20s cat lady with 4 cats and a husband, and we have no plans to have children anytime soon.

/who needs kids, I was woken up at 4am by a cat who wanted me to watch him take a dump
//and then a couple hours later to feed the bastards
2014-04-18 10:42:46 AM  
1 vote:
meanwhile, bubba just had 20 kids and his kids just had 60 kids and he's now a great grandpa at 40
2014-04-18 10:42:29 AM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: The federal data behind the report show that over the past seven years, the number of live births per 1,000 women between ages 15 and 29 in America has plunged 9 percent.

A normal article would be pleased about the reduction in teen pregnancy.

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2014-04-18 10:41:52 AM  
1 vote:
Unfortunately it isn't socially acceptable to carry a child around in your purse.
2014-04-18 10:38:11 AM  
1 vote:
Few dogs go to college.

But all dogs go to heaven.
2014-04-18 10:28:59 AM  
1 vote:
biatches gotta stick together, yo.
2014-04-18 10:27:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-18 09:49:24 AM  
1 vote:
"Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless. "-- Eric Cartman
2014-04-18 09:31:06 AM  
1 vote:
Welcome to PetSmart, I love you.
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