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(Slate)   Not news: New dance club opens in New York. Fark: You have to be under 12 to get in   ( divider line
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2537 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2014 at 5:26 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-17 04:02:04 PM  
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2014-04-17 05:32:31 PM  
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To celebrate, I made this just for Fuzipop Full Size

Just a little something I made. I'm pretty good at this. I make things.
2014-04-17 05:29:00 PM  
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2014-04-17 04:55:05 PM  
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Fuzipop says on its website that its goal is to "promote listening to music at overly loud levels for pre-teens, who will form the next generation of hearing aid recipients. Fuzipop is a registered subsidiary of Cochlear Ltd., the world's largest manufacturer of cochlear implants. Fuzipop: creating tomorrow's customer, today."
2014-04-17 04:43:03 PM  
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Held once a month for children ages 6-12 and their parents, the three-hour dance parties typically cost $20 for a parent and child to get in, and $60 for a family of four.

So why wouldn't they just split up?
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