hb0mb: That chicken doesn't look appetizing because it's raw and coated in paint.
Marcus Aurelius: Food should not be blue. Even blueberries are more purple than blue.
you are a puppet: I ate a big red candle!
sharphead: [0.tqn.com image 400x179]Wonder why you can't buy this anymore.... thought it would be a HUGE seller!
jaytkay: "by Linda Poon"DNRTFA. I couldn't get past the byline.
sharphead: Wonder why you can't buy this anymore.... thought it would be a HUGE seller!
meat0918: Was that a bunch of pseudoscience masquerading as art?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ I like the enchiladas and the teriyaki tooI even like the chickenif the sauce is not too blue ♫/Oh yeah!
Ivo Shandor: Not painted:[i.imgur.com image 540x356]
lewismarktwo: Food additives? No, if anything it's because brightly colored things in nature are often poisonous.
chewynathan: I think we equate blue skin with cold chicken which is why KBC never held a candle to KfarkBC is great
Ivo Shandor: Not painted:
Smeggy Smurf: Not this food dye shiat again
kidgenius: It doesn't look nearly as un-appetizing as the paint on the ice cream, even though it's purple. That's because it's still ketchup, and ketchup looks like food, not like paint.
kidgenius: The food doesn't look unappetizing because it's colored, it looks unappetizing because the colors aren't even real colors and it doesn't look like food.For instance, cereal in orange juice or lemonade wont look unappetizing, even though it's bright orange or yellow. That "milk" looks like paint, that's why it looks disgusting.The chicken looks like it's wearing a rubber suit, not like someone crushed up blueberries and rubbed it all over the skin of the chicken.The purple hot fudge looks like someone dripped paint on pistachio ice cream. Check out the maraschino cherries. They are artificially dyed. Look at how reflective they are when compared to the paint. They aren't a perfect mirror like that purple paint is. Here's a fake purple food:[wsinsanity.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 690x506]It doesn't look nearly as un-appetizing as the paint on the ice cream, even though it's purple. That's because it's still ketchup, and ketchup looks like food, not like paint.
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