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2014-04-15 08:05:47 PM  
2 votes:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python
2014-04-15 07:37:05 PM  
2 votes:
Well, there's an opening at US Airways.
2014-04-15 11:41:52 PM  
1 vote:

Mentat: Well, there's an opening at US Airways.

According to the picture I've seen, that opening's been filled.
2014-04-15 11:14:27 PM  
1 vote:
I find getting zero search results when searching this thread for 'salami' or 'submarine' very disturbing.  And you should feel disturbing.
2014-04-15 10:19:46 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure there's a difference between 'fired' and 'paid leave' which the article states the teacher is on.
2014-04-15 08:49:48 PM  
1 vote:

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 225x302]


Nazi Cyclops? That's a new one.
2014-04-15 08:41:44 PM  
1 vote:
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Trifecta in play
2014-04-15 08:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
The Cubs

It starts with promise but always disappoints.
2014-04-15 08:24:26 PM  
1 vote:
I call mine The Garden Weasel
2014-04-15 08:22:54 PM  
1 vote:
Little Elvis
2014-04-15 08:21:45 PM  
1 vote:

BluVeinThrobber: See above

See below.
2014-04-15 08:16:05 PM  
1 vote:
Regis Fillbone
2014-04-15 08:12:56 PM  
1 vote:
I call my dick a Hairy Reed.
2014-04-15 07:59:06 PM  
1 vote:
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
2014-04-15 07:50:31 PM  
1 vote:
Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
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