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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right   ( sltrib.com) divider line
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2014-04-15 08:34:50 PM  
What a stupid Twat.
2014-04-15 08:35:36 PM  
I've named my testicles. I admit it. I call the left one Ernesto, the right one Henry, and the middle one Mack.
2014-04-15 08:35:56 PM  

Elegy: Peter Dinklage

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2014-04-15 08:37:11 PM  
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2014-04-15 08:37:38 PM  
The skin flute
The pink piccolo
The obone
2014-04-15 08:37:41 PM  
King Arthur of Cumalot and his Knights of the Round Testes.
2014-04-15 08:37:57 PM  
Meat and two veg
Wedding tackle
2014-04-15 08:39:28 PM  
Wally and The Beav.
2014-04-15 08:41:44 PM  
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Trifecta in play
2014-04-15 08:42:30 PM  
Thighland Bagpipes
2014-04-15 08:42:43 PM  
Meant to delete the text but it didn't happen
2014-04-15 08:43:12 PM  
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2014-04-15 08:43:12 PM  
When I was a freshman in college, there were a few of us in my computer science class who would arrive about half an hour beforehand, sit in the hallway, do homework, and generally BS about stuff.

So one day, the token female (this was a CS class for majors) shows up, and says that her Women's Studies prof gave them a homework assignment: to find as many synonyms as possible for male and female genitalia, as well as the act of intercourse.

We didn't stop for about an hour and a half.
2014-04-15 08:45:31 PM  
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The babies arm holding an apple
The Fark stick
The magic love wand
The spitting purple cobra
2014-04-15 08:46:12 PM  
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2014-04-15 08:46:16 PM  
Roast Beef Goblin. For the ladies who have the saggy labiae.
2014-04-15 08:47:32 PM  
Bob Johnson (oh, wait ...)
2014-04-15 08:47:50 PM  
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2014-04-15 08:49:48 PM  

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Nazi Cyclops? That's a new one.
2014-04-15 08:56:11 PM  
One week a month, "Moses".
2014-04-15 08:57:50 PM  

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Nazi Cyclops? That's a new one.

That's Sherman the one eyed German
2014-04-15 08:58:47 PM  
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2014-04-15 09:00:21 PM  
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2014-04-15 09:00:34 PM  
 - The Honorable Senator from Kentucky
 - The One eyed Dolphin.
 - The Peninsula South of the Equator
 - The Bleeding Lunch Box

2014-04-15 09:03:03 PM  
keep your baby cave  clean if you want to ride the wild weasel.
2014-04-15 09:03:31 PM  
The Peter Principle
2014-04-15 09:07:56 PM  
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2014-04-15 09:10:34 PM  
The Baloney Pony
2014-04-15 09:10:56 PM  
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2014-04-15 09:15:44 PM  
Spam javelin,



What a lovely word. Mmm.
2014-04-15 09:15:54 PM  

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Arte Johnson

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2014-04-15 09:16:45 PM  
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2014-04-15 09:18:57 PM  
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2014-04-15 09:24:59 PM  
Bony Prince Charlie

For the twins: Poncho and Lefty.
2014-04-15 09:40:08 PM  
one-eyed wiggling weshman
custard-shooting man banana
meat and potatoes
frank and beans
2014-04-15 09:40:30 PM  
coont tree girl
coont tree boy
2014-04-15 09:56:11 PM  
Tin Soldier and the duffel bags.
2014-04-15 09:57:34 PM  
Baloney Pony... that's my fave.
2014-04-15 09:58:53 PM  
The bishop and his fine red hat.

fisker: Neal, Bob, and Swallow.

I'll have to tell my wife this one.
2014-04-15 09:59:34 PM  
Note to self don't teach there. I actually have done the same thing as part of a grade 9 science unit on reproduction, we always start with a discussion on slang and misconceptions . I then teach the proper names and functions after that. I find it helps to get the immature giggles out of the way before we try to actually learn.
2014-04-15 09:59:52 PM  
The Ol' Avenger.
2014-04-15 10:10:20 PM  

naughtyrev: robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.

Yeah I remember doing that too. No one got in trouble, that's for sure.

We had a science teacher who decided to veer away from the district lesson plans for our schools sex ed class back then. Points for originality, but the district frowned upon her "Pin the Condom on the Man" game.
2014-04-15 10:12:03 PM  
Thor's Hammer
Stickie and the beans
Jack's Johnson
Johnson's Jack


Mr Peabody
2014-04-15 10:14:18 PM  
Omar.  You know, the tentmaker.
2014-04-15 10:17:45 PM  
We did an exercise like this in college, had to list names for genitalia, males and females who slept around, and sex.........it was pretty hilarious and I forget the purpose of the exercise.
2014-04-15 10:19:46 PM  
I'm pretty sure there's a difference between 'fired' and 'paid leave' which the article states the teacher is on.
2014-04-15 10:22:11 PM  

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.

This.  Ffs, people, I know it's way too much to ask, but can you at least pretend you have reason and common sense?

/unless he was a math teacher, then it seems a little off-topic
//I am the point which rests along your curve
2014-04-15 10:23:52 PM  
Little Jerry Seinfeld
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2014-04-15 10:25:38 PM  

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.

Same here. Oh, and the educational videos...
Most of the boys couldn't stop laughing, most of the girls looked traumatized.

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