moike: My Stepmom was an ER Nurse... and amazingly deceptively strong.Rule 1. Do not fark with ER Nurses as they are quite confident that they can kick your ass and patch up any damage they cause post-asskicking.
sithon: I work in health care. The constant lifting and pulling makes the nurses massively strong. An ER nurse would have the sangfroid to deal with a dangerous situation , because of all the shiat they deal with every day.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: sign you married the right woman.that's hot
ryokosan: This article is written terribly. She did strangle him to death with her bare hands.
ryokosan: This article is written terribly. She did strangle him to death with her bare hands. He was the one who had the claw hammer when she walked in. (protip: if you're gonna assassinate someone in a planned sorta way, consider using a gun or poison or an actual weapon)Pertinent details:- Dude had the hammer and attacked her with it when she walked in (bastard had a free ambush round)- She wrangled it from him (she won a disarm check)- They struggled over it and it went flying (they both botched on a second disarm check)- At this point neither has the hammer; the hammer is out of the equation- They wrestled on the floor for 10d10 rounds- She was finally able to get a choke-hold on him and strangled him to death (successful sustained clinch ftw)- She stood, brushed her shirt off, and calmly walked to the neighbor's house with some swagger in her step to call the policehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/2006/09/16/police-hit-man-strangled-by- in tended-victim/http://www.badassoftheweek.com/kuhnhausen.html
Fark Against the Machine: While we're on the subject does anyone know any good books about professional hitmen? Fiction or nonfiction works.
Dirty J1: Haha ameteure... I wonder what he paid for that guy. In the hitman business, you get what you pay for. Going rate minimum for a respectable professional hitman is around 50,000, give or take depending on the political/societal status of said target. Plus 5000 in expenses. This guy was obviously not a professional and did the job for next to nothing.
Magorn: moike: My Stepmom was an ER Nurse... and amazingly deceptively strong.Rule 1. Do not fark with ER Nurses as they are quite confident that they can kick your ass and patch up any damage they cause post-asskicking.During her studies to become a PA, my sister did a rotation in the ER at Houston's Ben Taub Hospital (AKA the Houston Knife and Gun Club) here "welcome to hell, rookie" moment came when they brought in a couple who had been in a domestic altercation and beat each other so badly they both needed urgent patching up in the ER. The couple continued to verbally spar with each other even as the doc went to work, and then suddenly my sis was being thrown to the flood by one of the cops who brought the couple in as a stray bullet whizzed by where she had been seconds before. The man of the couple had grabbed one of the Cops' guns and was trying to finish off the wife. The remaining cops immediately each put at least one bullet center mass in the guy.....whereupon the ER personnel all picked themselves up off the floor and immediately went to work trying to revive the guy and patch him up (unsuccessfully)
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