Crewmannumber6: My headstone:Don't turn around I'm right behind you
kbronsito: IDK who is going to write my obituary... but I've always known the word "senseless" will be part of it.
FarkingReading: kbronsito: IDK who is going to write my obituary... but I've always known the word "senseless" will be part of it.Tom Brokaw: Gerald Ford shot dead today, at age 83.Voice of Producer: Uh.. add the word "senseless".Tom Brokaw: Alright. Gerald Ford shot dead today, at the senseless age of 83.
d23: When he went into bars to pick up chicks, his pickup line was "I am horny."And sometimes it actually worked.
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