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(KHOU Houston)   Mother of the year candidate takes her children on a vacation to Florida, kicks her 12-year-old son out of the car with no shoes on for reading the GPS incorrectly and sends her 8-year-old daughter out to look for more beer   ( khou.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Sugar Land, Stock Island, Duval Street, GPS, prison cells, holidays, mothers  
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2014-04-12 10:01:07 PM  
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Sending an 8-year old out for beer is a terrible idea. They have really tiny hands, can't carry much.

/Pretty weak in the upper body too
2014-04-12 08:53:04 PM  
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Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay
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