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(KHOU Houston)   Mother of the year candidate takes her children on a vacation to Florida, kicks her 12-year-old son out of the car with no shoes on for reading the GPS incorrectly and sends her 8-year-old daughter out to look for more beer   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Sugar Land, Stock Island, Duval Street, GPS, prison cells, holidays, mothers  
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2014-04-13 10:39:31 AM  

LtDarkstar: Wow sending her 8 year old out for beer and smacking her?  Sounds like an average day for a Packer fan... was she a Packer fan?

/Saw an idiot packer fanatic dad make their 6 year old load huge cases of beer in the car and swear and threaten them for not loading it "fast" enough
//I hate Packer fans with a passion

I'm guessing she's a Texans Fan. If you thought she was drinking heavily before just wait until they draft John Football.

/That dude will be a bust of Leafian proportions.
2014-04-13 10:42:42 AM  

arcas: Police say the 12-year-old boy was picked up by two strangers and brought back to his hotel.

Wow.  Given all the public paranoia about pedophiles, there are still people willing to pick up a strange child?  That'll probably get them listed on some kiddie-diddler registry.  It would have been safer for them to ignore the kid and keep driving...

I recently asked a young boy if he knew where because he looked like he was by himself in a convenience store, and I wanted to make sure that the parents didn't accidentally leave him behind (it happens.) Granted, I asked the girl at the cash register to, and made she see saw what I was doing to avoid such kind of an incident.

Also, a while ago, I tried to get ahold of a kid because he was playing in the middle of the goddamn highway, but just before that, I drew him to the attention of a couple of clerks working the Dollar General I happened to be in at the time. You can try to help children and protect yourself from accusations at the same time. Also, because I couldn't actually believe what I was seeing at the time.
2014-04-13 10:50:01 AM  
You know, I would say this is a FLORIDA tag, but that is only the state where a Texan just happened to be.  Maybe in Texas it would have played out differently, but in my view not a FLORIDA.  It's like the difference between the UK and Australia.
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