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(Huffington Post)   Scientific proof that life gets better as you get older   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, scientific evidence, young adulthood, life satisfaction, Journal of Consumer Research, applied psychologies, Journal of Applied Psychology, yolo  
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2014-04-10 08:53:11 PM  
3 votes:
Yes it must be true...
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2014-04-10 08:53:00 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: "Happiness peaks at 69."

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2014-04-10 08:49:00 PM  
3 votes:
Happiness peaks at 69.

Sure does for me.
2014-04-10 08:33:39 PM  
3 votes:
I think it must suck for women to get older as they lose their youth and vigor, basically the only things that give them any value.
2014-04-11 09:56:51 AM  
1 vote:
Thank you to whomever sponsored us. It's appreciated!
2014-04-10 11:19:25 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: I think it must suck for women to get older as they lose their youth and vigor, basically the only things that give them any value.

But we live longer than men. So it equals out.
2014-04-10 10:16:48 PM  
1 vote:

meow said the dog: I have agreement. If you are the older person and engage in the coital relationship with the individual who is the younger than you and then look at the old saggies that the same aged peer individuals of you are doing the sexing of it provides to you the smiling and the smug satisfaction of this.

If you consider the life of a well aged person.  Say 112 years old.  Then assume they have sex from 15 to 70 that is 55 years of potential sex.  That leaves 57 years without sex. and 110 as break even.   Now if you were to include masturbation, that number could increase in a total count of days but if you count the actual days you had sex vs the ones you did not, most people could die in their 60's and have more days where they did not have sex.
So sex is a lousy measurement of happiness in life.   At least fatties get to eat every day.
2014-04-10 09:39:20 PM  
1 vote:
Can we take a moment in this, of all threads, and remember our dear departed Quantum Apostrophe, gone lo these four months? I remember like it was just yesterday when he would come in and take a long threadshiat in space discussions and then freak out about how he was going to die.

♫ Memories... ♫
2014-04-10 09:19:29 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing I like better about being younger is that injuries while working out seemed to occur less often and heal faster.  Other than that, I'm much happier now in my mid 40s.
2014-04-10 09:03:16 PM  
1 vote:
Your Hind Brain

Trans-temporal precognitive depredation.

Are those guys back on tour? I saw them open for macular degeneration and necrotizing fasciitis and it was FARKING AWESOME!!!!
2014-04-10 08:44:14 PM  
1 vote:
Yes it's just delightful, every breath closer to the icy grip of death's doom.
Every inch a step closer toward dark eternity.
Every moment another prelude to the grave.
And so on and so forth.
2014-04-10 07:11:56 PM  
1 vote:
As I get older, I find there seems to be no end to the things that I would never want to do any more.  Beginning with subby's mom.

/wrong side of 50
2014-04-10 07:04:30 PM  
1 vote:
Well, I guess I screwed that up
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