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(The Raw Story)   Remember that DuPont heir who got sentenced to only probation and time at an inpatient treatment center for raping his three-year old daughter? Seems he never actually bothered to actually go to the treatment center either   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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    More: Followup, DuPont, inpatients, Johns Hopkins Hospital, paterfamilias, probation  
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maram500
2014-04-10 06:45:29 PM  
3 votes:

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


Would someone please translate this from moron teabagger to something remotely approaching even second-grader English? I know that a full translation into literate English is impossible, but I'd accept a translation into something I can actually sort of understand.
deschinc
2014-04-10 06:00:51 PM  
3 votes:

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


If you can't Tell if it's Sarcasm or a Stroke, it loses its Funny.
Without Fail
2014-04-10 06:24:27 PM  
2 votes:

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!

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Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2014-04-10 05:58:46 PM  
2 votes:
hoped to be reunited with his daughter "somewhere down the road."

By "down the road" does he mean "Hershey Highway"?
Dragonflew
2014-04-10 08:26:43 PM  
1 vote:

100 Watt Walrus: You're so desperate to make this political that you're just making an ass of yourself. Plus, you should proof-read before you post.


Check his bio. He is a writer.
formerfloozy
2014-04-10 06:09:16 PM  
1 vote:

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


English motherfarker, do you speak it?
deschinc
2014-04-10 06:06:48 PM  
1 vote:

Delawheredad: Beau Biden

Bureaucrat of
Extremely limited
Ability  Wants us all to
Understand that he

Behaved
In an error free manner
Deciding not to
Exert himself to ensure jail time was the
Natural and logical thing to do


Double down. Who else is still in?
Mark Ratner
2014-04-10 06:02:39 PM  
1 vote:
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/cut his balls off, lock him up, and throw away the key
Turbo Cojones
2014-04-10 06:00:48 PM  
1 vote:
He's still pissed that they did not give him a mint on his pillow and a tax cut.
strangeluck
2014-04-10 05:59:57 PM  
1 vote:

the money is in the banana stand: "The industrial heir was accused of digitally penetrating his daughter in 2007..."

8===(|)  <-- Digital penetration.


It took me a few re-reads of that line to realize TFA meant he raped her with his fingers (digits), and not an e-penis.

I been on the interwebs too long...
 
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