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(Kare11)   Who would have thought a norovirus outbreak would happen at the restaurant notorious for its giant rat   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Chuck E. Cheese, norovirus, outbreaks  
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3400 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2014 at 4:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-10 01:26:12 PM  
The headline snark is cute, but is it really news that a place with kids running all over the farking place and touching everything just might be at elevated risk for communicable diseases?

/I know, I know....
2014-04-10 02:18:25 PM  
I hope this hasn't replaced e-coli on the menu.
2014-04-10 04:35:26 PM  
They're not children, they're disease vectors. Last time I got a cold I could trace it to one snot bubbling child putting her hands everywhere.
2014-04-10 04:39:46 PM  
news or not, worth the headline
2014-04-10 04:39:55 PM  
On the plus side, for once Chuck E. Cheese is on the news not for being the location of a huge fight between drunk obnoxious adults so they've got that going for them.
2014-04-10 04:49:40 PM  
I wonder if they still have ball pits. Because if they do, I'd say you could pretty much close the case on where the outbreak originated.
2014-04-10 04:54:50 PM  
At least it isn't plague.
2014-04-10 04:57:59 PM  

wildcardjack: They're not children, they're disease vectors. Last time I got a cold I could trace it to one snot bubbling child putting her hands everywhere.

Gotta build up your immunity one way or another.
2014-04-10 05:02:00 PM  
... a story for which the world is not yet prepared
2014-04-10 05:04:48 PM  
Since being genetically resistant to norovirus is my mutant superpower, I read about outbreaks in the news and think hahahaha! I hope I passed it off to my kids though. My spouse is not resistant :-(.
2014-04-10 05:32:16 PM  
ah chucks....great place to get shanked
2014-04-10 05:50:06 PM  
"a popular restaurant in Maple Grove "
2014-04-10 09:28:14 PM  
2014-04-11 06:22:07 AM  
I was hoping that the Giant Rat of Sumatra would figure in this somehow.

/a story for which Fark is not prepared, I suppose
2014-04-11 10:04:51 AM  
Wash your damn hands, people. Norovirus isn't just on cruise ships.
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