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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   If you're going to a Lisa Marie Presley concert, don't show up dressed like either Elvis or Michael Jackson   ( fox8.com) divider line
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2014-04-09 05:37:41 PM  
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So you had better do what you were told.
2014-04-09 05:59:07 PM  
How about L. Ron Hubbard or David Miscavage? Tom Cruise?

Uh...John Travolta or Kirsti Alley?
2014-04-09 06:38:35 PM  
Coming dressed as Bubbles is still cool, though, right?
2014-04-09 06:40:11 PM  
Like anyone going to a Lisa Marie Presley concert is going to listen to advice.
2014-04-09 06:40:24 PM  
Or both:

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2014-04-09 06:40:44 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: How about L. Ron Hubbard or David Miscavage? Tom Cruise?

Uh...John Travolta or Kirsti Alley?

Dressing as Miscaivige? Better practice your lunatic stare and chop yourself off at the knees.
2014-04-09 06:41:28 PM  
It's a reasonable request, frankly.
2014-04-09 06:41:46 PM  
How about dressing up as Nicholas Cage?
2014-04-09 06:42:28 PM  
And no brown M&M's.
2014-04-09 06:42:33 PM  
Honest question that isn't addressed in TFA: Has this been a problem in the past?
2014-04-09 06:42:54 PM  
So that leaves me having to decide between "uncle" Jesse Garon, and Doctor Nick?
2014-04-09 06:43:32 PM  
How funny would it be if every single person showed up dressed as one of those two?
2014-04-09 06:44:06 PM  
She does something?
2014-04-09 06:44:47 PM  
She has no sense of humor.
2014-04-09 06:45:33 PM  
is it permissible to dress up as Lt. Frank Drebin, her erstwhile potential step-dad?
2014-04-09 06:54:17 PM  
Having just checked out a few of her tunes on Youtube  I think the "show up to a Lisa Marie Presley concert" part of the scenario is pretty much not going to happen outside of maybe an at gun-point hostage type situation.
2014-04-09 06:55:15 PM  
I'm going as Elvis Jackson.
2014-04-09 06:55:57 PM  
Lisa Marie Presley has concerts?

That people buy tickets for??

Is this more like "Kevin Hart in Concert" than "Barbara Streisand in Concert"???

/Cuz she was funny in Naked Gun.
//would rather see her naked in Funny Gun
2014-04-09 07:00:24 PM  
wtf the tanjier is right in the heart of the projects.
2014-04-09 07:01:40 PM  
Between the bad eye-sight and the dementia, they are worried she might make someone's concert "special".
2014-04-09 07:02:19 PM  
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back in the day

2014-04-09 07:24:59 PM  
But... those are the only two outfits I have.
2014-04-09 07:31:30 PM  
Only thing I know about Lisa Marie Presley is that, back in the day, her mom was screamingly hot. Back before the bad plastic surgery.

/and that's all I really care to know
//got nuthin'
2014-04-09 07:38:53 PM  
Can you still compliment her mother's beaver?
\she just had it stuffed.
2014-04-09 07:39:56 PM  
But what if that is how you normally dress.
2014-04-09 07:39:59 PM  
But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker.
2014-04-09 07:58:19 PM  
so Nick cage is still OK?
2014-04-09 08:09:56 PM  
Back when I was about 11, I wanted Lisa Marie Presley to be my girlfriend.  But, she was a year and a half younger than me, so I didn't tell anyone, because I didn't want to be thought of as the creepy older guy or something.

These days, I'm not that interested, unless she wants to throw some of that legacy money my way.
2014-04-09 08:28:17 PM  
How 'bout I dress up as a pair of LMP's panties and hope she puts me on?
2014-04-09 08:29:24 PM  
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Can his cybernetic dog still go?
2014-04-09 08:43:12 PM  
Show up as the Col. Tom Parker and start barking orders
2014-04-09 08:47:12 PM  
Then what the hells the point. Sure not going for the singing.
2014-04-09 08:47:21 PM  
I only show up to Lisa Marie Presley concerts dressed like this guy...

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2014-04-09 09:04:40 PM  
/Cuz she was funny in Naked Gun.
//would rather see her naked in Funny Gun

You're off by a generation there, cupcake.
2014-04-09 09:17:32 PM  
Dress up as this guy and see what happens:
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( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_%28writer%29 )
2014-04-09 10:14:14 PM  

Anayalator: Or both:

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But that guy is black.
2014-04-09 10:47:00 PM  
What if her daddy or ex-hubby show up?  Would that be a problem?  I heards theys be alive.  Uh-uh, I heards it the other day from that cross eyed mechanic's assistant workin down at Waalmart lube shop, he saw them himself.  They came in a pink caddy, wantin four white wall tires.
2014-04-09 10:56:26 PM  
What about dressing as Nic Cage?
2014-04-09 11:04:34 PM  

groppet: She does something?

Well, Graceland's rockin' six feet above me
And everybody's talkin' 'bout my Lisa Marie
She tied the knot, but was it really love
huh huh
yeahhhh ahhh

/old Bob & Tom
2014-04-10 01:10:18 AM  
Isn't allowed in--- grammar!
2014-04-10 01:29:46 AM  
But dressing up as Nic Cage is still all right?
2014-04-10 02:44:33 AM  
Geez, I lived two doors down from her in Westwood Village when she was dating Danny Keough. Weird chick, would hide in the corner of the elevator trying too hard not to be noticed.
2014-04-10 01:33:08 PM  
Is showing up dressed as Elvis Dumervil still ok?
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