sandi_fish: Was in the rest room of the office building where I work, and this dipshiat answers the phone in the stall. I was in the stall next to her and could not for the life of me why she wouldn't call the person back. What if someone was in there leaving a deposit?
stonicus: fark the confederates... you lost the war, pick up your own damn magazines!
vharshyde: anti-progress types in this thread...
Harry Freakstorm: People who have the Bluetooth headset who look at you while talking are the real douchies.Why do I want to know what the vet said about your cat's rash? Oh.... I see.
Sybarite: 62 people (30 men, 32 women) were confronted with a confederate wearing a large leg brace, who dropped a stack of magazines and feigned difficulty retrieving them.They were probably Yankees.
wyltoknow: Noticeably F.A.T.: jehovahs witness protection: Sitting outside of Starbucks has never been more entertaining.It's amusing to me how you think that your flavor of disruptive annoyance is somehow better than what the people around you are doing.Hey, he's showing those smug hipsters that he doesn't approve of their lowbrow mass-market activities. Whats more entertaining than that?/haha, that guy was sending an email. What a jerk. Take THAT, email-guy
Noticeably F.A.T.: jehovahs witness protection: Sitting outside of Starbucks has never been more entertaining.It's amusing to me how you think that your flavor of disruptive annoyance is somehow better than what the people around you are doing.
Sybarite: They were probably Yankees.
Slaves2Darkness: Mikey1969: Slaves2Darkness: Mikey1969: Talking on cellphones and BT devices isn't the problem. It's the people who don't realize that they are distance communication devices and feel the need to scream. You don't need to yell into your cellphone or headset, that's really all that matters.As for the "Everyone who uses a cellphone in public is an asshole" people, I don't believe that those people have never used their cellphone in public, so they can eat a dick.Screw you asshole I don't even own a cell phone, never have, never will./I'm not kidding. Go take your electronic collar and put it around some one elses neck.Thank God you stay away from electronics, too. Those computers are bigger anchors then cell phones. If anyone ever tries to sell you a computer, run like crazy in the other direction. Don't even take time to shoot them first.Son, did you wake up stupid this morning or is this normal for you?
Galloping Galoshes: CruJones: No, talking loudly on your phone makes you an asshole, simply using it is fine. If you talk at a normal volume it's no worse than someone talking to a friend.Not real fond of being in an elevator with someone using their phone. Thanks for letting me share your phone booth, twit.
MelGoesOnTour: jehovahs witness protection: Cell phone jammers.That is all.I had one a few years ago (ordered it from England) and it worked great! Had an effective radius of about 50-feet or so. It was fairly expensive so after a few weeks I wound up returning it. It was a fairly simple looking device about the size and looks of a flip-phone (this was pre-smartphone days back when Blackberry was still popular). These days, though, what with 3G, 4G, etc., I'm not sure if there are any small jammers that are able to block everything.If anyone knows of a full-spectrum-blocker (for lack of a better term), please do post an info-link!
lewismarktwo: I was in a fairly posh hotel retrieving a package from services when some asshole starts yelling and cursing incessantly into his phone to some bank or credit card rep about needing access to his money. He decided to pony up to the front desk for this as to disturb everyone in the lobby. The employees were all red faced and glancing down at their shoes, clearly unable to tell the customer he was not right.After I signed for my package I tapped him on the shoulder and asked him to take his conversation to the bathroom not 20 feet away for the benefit of the other guests and employees. He was outraged of course and told me to mind my own farking business. I then proceeded to whip my cell phone out and began to mock him in a similarly loud fashion, right into his ear. "Hey look at me! I'm so farking important I think everyone needs to hear one half of this customer service call in the lobby of this 5 star hotel! I may be yelling at you but I'm really just angry about my small penis! My mother never loved me! " etc.He told the bank rep some asshole was making too much noise to talk and that he would call him right back and flees. Smiles on all the hotel employees faces, and I got a free gift basket complete with intoxicants later that day./csb
meanmutton: Buttknuckle: You are not that important. Put the f*cking phone down.What does being important have to do with talking to people? Personally, I like people and frequently talk with them. Why that should be restricted to important people is beyond me.
bdub77: lemurs: The difference between a crazy guy yammering to himself at the bus stop and social acceptability is a Bluetooth earpiece.People on those earpieces piss me off more than cell phones, especially when you're like inside a grocery store and the person is talking to you and you're like 'huh? What?' and then they turn sideways and they've got that f*cking earpiece on. It's like they were taken over by those f*cking ear zombie slugs from Star Trek or something.
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