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(Daily Mail)   Okay kids now it's time to understand why asparagus makes your pee smell and onions make you cry: So here's some DIY infographics that reveal truth behind strange effects of certain foods   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-04-08 09:30:48 PM  
4 votes:

some_beer_drinker: what can i eat that will turn my pee blue? that would be cool.

2014-04-08 09:44:52 PM  
3 votes:

some_beer_drinker: what can i eat that will turn my pee blue? that would be cool.

Methylene blue. It's fun to dump into the drinks at parties and wait by the bathroom door to hear the screams.
2014-04-08 10:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sad because of the plight of the onions.
2014-04-08 10:12:58 PM  
1 vote:

WorkingInParadise: some_beer_drinker: what can i eat that will turn my pee blue? that would be cool.


Don't smurf that nonsense.  It doesn't smurf out
2014-04-08 09:59:33 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: why does it burn when I pee?

You've gotta take the asparagus stalk out of it first
2014-04-08 09:47:04 PM  
1 vote:

SpeedyBB: This delightful thread reminded me of a fat laugh burst from the belly just yesterday.

From a highly-recommended site called RUNT OF THE WEB I was privy to a photo of a pan full of gleaming red candy-apples, ready to serve friends and family on the first of April.

Except, ahem, they were candy-coated onions.

Tears of joy.

Folks have been slappin' knees to that one since nineteen dickety two.
2014-04-08 09:35:56 PM  
1 vote:
They talked about grapefruits, but they didn't mention how grapefruit juice makes pretty much every drug on the planet stronger?  It inhibits the CPA-somethingorother enzyme in the liver responsible for breaking down all sorts of drugs, including morphine, other opiods, and antidepressants, making them stay in the body longer.

And the nutmeg thing is true, I've done it.  I ingested enough nutmeg to have a psychoactive effect as a kid looking for ways to get high.  I did not get high, I got low.  Very, very low.  Would not recommend.
2014-04-08 09:30:48 PM  
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