wild9: I do not have any pictures of the mattresses I have burned but here are two couches I had to get rid of. They go up really quickly. [i.imgur.com image 850x637]
TheCableGuy: wild9: I do not have any pictures of the mattresses I have burned but here are two couches I had to get rid of. They go up really quickly. [i.imgur.com image 850x637]Well, sure, what did you expect? There's an awful lot of methane buildup there./Got a mattress and boxspring in my backyard to get rid of. $24 to dump it at the waste plant is better than the risks of burning it. $0 to dump it in a random construction dumpster is appealing but my days of pointless risk are long gone.
untaken_name: That part of my brain says "go find somewhere secluded and free of flammable objects where you can light that mattress on fire safely."
Tatterdemalian: Which quickly loses the fight with the "mattress is heavy, and if it isn't actually sitting in the hallway because someone abandoned it, I would get caught stealing a farking mattress" part of the brain./especially when the "if you can't win, go for the epic fail" part of the brain gets involved
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