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(New York Daily News)   If at first you don't succeed, try again: Man who unsuccessfully tried to hang himself in a hotel room decides to wait a day, then jumps off the 9th floor, narrowly missing pedestrians   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2014-04-08 07:36:35 AM  
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2014-04-08 02:50:57 AM  
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2014-04-08 09:05:11 AM  
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2014-04-08 08:31:33 AM  
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abhorrent1: What an asshole. You want to off yourself, fine. Don't do it in a way that you won't take some innocent person with you, you cock. The world is probably a better place without this selfish dick in it.

You said penis twice.
2014-04-08 08:09:51 AM  
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gfid: Since the body contains so much water, humans are like large water balloons - with bones.

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Ugly bags of mostly water... And, um, bones!
2014-04-08 07:24:31 AM  
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Twist2005: Haven't pedestrians been killed by jumpers? I think I read that on here.

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Amandine Poulain?
2014-04-08 06:46:14 AM  
1 vote:
If only he'd had Access to a firearm so he could kill himself in a manner that didn't put others in danger.
2014-04-08 03:13:40 AM  
1 vote:
Which bank?
2014-04-08 03:05:30 AM  
1 vote:
"He almost hit a guy walking on the sidewalk," Chris Erario, a UPS deliveryman, said of the incident that occurred about 1:10 p.m. "He jumped back and shouted, 'What the hell?'"

Next week: UPS deliveryman dismissed for getting company name in article about suicide.
2014-04-08 03:01:37 AM  
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"He tried to commit suicide last night," the hotel employee said. "We found him with a belt around his neck. We sent him to the hospital, but they let him out."

WTF? someone had better be fired for that shiat.
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