abhorrent1: What an asshole. You want to off yourself, fine. Don't do it in a way that you won't take some innocent person with you, you cock. The world is probably a better place without this selfish dick in it.
gfid: Since the body contains so much water, humans are like large water balloons - with bones.
Twist2005: Haven't pedestrians been killed by jumpers? I think I read that on here.
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