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(New York Daily News)   If at first you don't succeed, try again: Man who unsuccessfully tried to hang himself in a hotel room decides to wait a day, then jumps off the 9th floor, narrowly missing pedestrians   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2014-04-08 07:36:35 AM  
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2014-04-08 07:03:06 AM  
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open a jump lane, problem solved.

or we good be humane and allow doctors to help people check out discretely.
2014-04-08 03:01:37 AM  
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"He tried to commit suicide last night," the hotel employee said. "We found him with a belt around his neck. We sent him to the hospital, but they let him out."

WTF? someone had better be fired for that shiat.
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