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2014-04-07 03:19:12 PM  
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2014-04-07 03:47:33 PM  
Nice ass!
Yeah, he's a Prince.
2014-04-07 04:39:40 PM  
"What a coincidence!  My grandfather-in-law was wearing the same thing when I first met him."
2014-04-07 10:53:32 PM  
"So, is there a Mrs. Queequeg?"
2014-04-08 02:26:07 AM  
William has a tramp stamp just like that
2014-04-08 04:38:12 AM  
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2014-04-08 06:09:40 AM  
Pleased to meet you, Wedgie - oops, I meant Reggie.
2014-04-08 12:40:30 PM  
Why yes, the first words of our Haka is "rise up," why do you ask?
2014-04-08 03:23:52 PM  
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2014-04-08 05:36:27 PM  
"Oh my!" </George Takei voice>
2014-04-08 09:53:46 PM  
Do you have a didgeridoo in your loincloth or are you just happy to see me?
2014-04-09 08:04:13 AM  
Yes, they do tend to dig in to yer bum but in my case they do away with the panty lines,
2014-04-09 08:07:38 AM  
Is that a large wooden staff in your hand, or are you happy to see me?
2014-04-09 08:08:59 AM  
My eyes are up here, your highness.
2014-04-09 08:09:09 AM  
"Jesus Christ, woman!  Have some decency and cover your ankles!  There's children here!"
2014-04-09 08:09:45 AM  
"I'm wearing exactly the same thong but in a salmon pink. And my ass tat says 'EXIT ONLY.'"
2014-04-09 08:09:58 AM  
"I've always wondered what Waitangi Day was all about!"
2014-04-09 08:10:32 AM  
Crikey!  I have the same tattoo on my bum!
2014-04-09 08:13:53 AM  
"...and that's why I wear the thong. So how long have you had those tattoos?"
2014-04-09 08:15:04 AM  
"Do you buy your thongs at La Senza too?"
2014-04-09 08:15:24 AM  
Want to join me later for a Brazilian?
2014-04-09 08:15:56 AM  
"I see you also have trouble with the French paparazzi."
2014-04-09 08:17:10 AM  
"Harry, what are you doing here?"

"Where's here?  Last thing I remember was ordering a round of drinks in the bar in Caesars Palace..."
2014-04-09 08:23:07 AM  
"I've had my arse pricked thousands of times, too!"
2014-04-09 08:24:37 AM  
2014:  This is the last known photograph of Kate as she was carried off in to the forests by a Maori warrior.  Britain launched a massive search of New Zealand but only picked up a few very loud pings of pleasure before losing the signal forever.

In the years that followed, sporadic contact was made with small bands of young half English half Maori warrior children.  By 2025,  Visitors often heard the following chant coming from the deepest parts of the forest:   What's the use in hesitating? Can't you see that Katie's waiting? Just because her youth is fading/ Doesn't mean that she's not worth dating.

In 2035, a Maori splinter group called Datasslanders fought a war against the Maori and New Zealanders.  The Maori and New Zealanders tried to be accommodating to these half breeds but they refused to be sunny and/or share.

By 2050, the Datasslander people had driven all from the island and they begin an era of isolation.  Though reports were sketchy at the time, it seemed, these people quickly succumbed to issues caused by excessive inbreeding and slowly died out.  But in spite of swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool, everyone of them reportedly had an admirable butt.
2014-04-09 08:36:58 AM  
'No, your Highness, the penis gourd is worn in New Guinea.'
2014-04-09 08:57:31 AM  
HRH: "I see that you are of mixed race, Black from the waist down">
2014-04-09 08:58:33 AM  
"What a coincidence, I have the same tattoo on my back as well."
2014-04-09 09:04:46 AM  
"How about we sneak off for a little 'Me Tarzan, you Jane' fun?"
2014-04-09 09:17:36 AM  
"You sumo wrestlers are quite hung!"
2014-04-09 09:25:54 AM  
"I have come to compare bottoms with the one called Pippa.  Is she about?"

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2014-04-09 10:07:30 AM  
"So..this is my Prince William. And this is your Prince Albert?"
2014-04-09 11:54:30 AM  
HM The Queen would have been here herself, but she feels her tramp stamp pales in comparison to your tattoo. You have that elaborate design, all she has is the word "Princess."
2014-04-09 11:55:36 AM  
"One is not only amused, but also slightly aroused"
2014-04-09 02:53:14 PM  
I'm imagining something like this from the other angle:

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As far as caption:

"I think I'll leave the 'n greet' part to William - I can handle the 'Maori meat' part on my own..."
2014-04-09 03:31:50 PM  
Yo bro, how's it hangin'?
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