FARK.com: (8210234) How long until Triple H abeyances Daniel Bryan? Has the Undertaker recovered from his Borking? Is Sting ready to take Vince's money? Will the crowd continue the tradition of being hotter than the Wrestlemania crowd on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?

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		How long until Triple H abeyances Daniel Bryan? Has the Undertaker recovered from his Borking? Is Sting ready to take Vince's money? Will the crowd continue the tradition of being hotter than the Wrestlemania crowd on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA? ( wwe.com)		87
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KellyKellyKelly

2014-04-07 09:51:21 PM

4 votes:

KellyKellyKelly

2014-04-07 09:10:10 PM

4 votes:

Sure, Paul's good with numbers now, but ask for a paycheck after working at the Arena...

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla

2014-04-07 09:56:26 PM

3 votes:

"How hard is it for Jerry Lawler to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese?"

"I wouldn't know Brain."

"... How hard IS Jerry Lawler when trying to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese?"

"WILL YOU STOP?"

VvonderJesus

2014-04-07 08:56:48 PM

3 votes:

Supercampion

2014-04-08 02:43:51 PM

2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: I would bang Paige like a screen door on a battleship. in a farking hurricane.

FTFY.

And I'd make like a tree and come in her face.

I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-08 02:21:48 PM

2 votes:

Dougie AXP: I would bang Paige like a screen door on a battleship.

~~in a farking hurricane.~~

FTFY.

And I'd make like a tree and come in her face.

eddievercetti

2014-04-07 10:55:00 PM

2 votes:

sarahlh3

2014-04-07 10:26:17 PM

2 votes:

KellyKellyKelly

2014-04-07 09:57:38 PM

2 votes:

nathanjr

2014-04-07 09:53:10 PM

2 votes:

clintster: What's Bulgarian for "Back to catering"?

JAG THINDH

pangavan

2014-04-07 09:35:14 PM

2 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla

2014-04-07 08:56:04 PM

2 votes:

"It was basically a Divas match."

"With Santino and Fandango as the arm candy, Brain."

"Ugh, that's like the candy you'd find in a old folk's candy dish, Monsoon."

"Like those ridiculous strawberry candies wrapped to look like a strawberry?"

"... I like those."

"I have a few in my pocket."

KellyKellyKelly

2014-04-07 08:54:19 PM

2 votes:

ShiningWizard

2014-04-07 08:25:00 PM

2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: "He's got the whole world, in his hands..."

"He's got the clenis and the bees, in his hands..."

LucklessWonder

2014-04-07 08:04:21 PM

2 votes:

With apologies to hundreddollarman:

From the Harley Quinns:

to the Barry Allen's

To the Rick Flags

"Never mind that shiat, her comes MONGUL"

tbaughm

2014-04-07 07:54:30 PM

2 votes:

my lip balm addiction: Look. I wasn't prepared to see the Streak end. But wrestlers are supposed to "go out on their back" and someone like Undertaker understands that like no one else. And it was a moment none of us will forget.

/Where were you when Undertakers streak was broken?

Ah yes, I remember it well.

December 7th, 1941. A date which will live in infamy. A powder blue convertible rolled along the streets of Dallas, Texas as a tall redhead man waved to bystanders. His wife, Catherine of Aragon, proudly held their baby boy, Cassius Clay as he suckled at her teat. Suddenly, with all of the force of the greatest hurricanes, Wilt Chamberlain flew in from the sky and banged the limo driver into submission. There were bodies everywhere, women, children, and Pomeranians crying for their lives.

And that, my child, is how the Toronto Maple Leafs lost the V from their name.

tbaughm

2014-04-09 10:59:14 AM

1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Even the Clenis is painted in warrior colors today

The Clenis might be the only thing larger than Warrior in size

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-09 10:58:28 AM

1 vote:

Even the Clenis is painted in warrior colors today

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-09 10:51:34 AM

1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I wonder if he ever really buried the hatchet with hogan.

Hey, he found it in himself to trust Jake after the chamber of cobras, so anything is possible.

BATMANATEE

2014-04-09 10:25:01 AM

1 vote:

dyertek: *dead lifts BATMANATEE over my head and drops him down*

LWS!!

Well, that's it for me then. There's no coming back from that.
_LWS

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2014-04-09 09:56:32 AM

1 vote:

dyertek: Grand_Moff_Joseph: dyertek: I need some Rocket Fuel. Instead, I got some a spicy chicken biscuit. And I had Krystals for dinner.

LWS ssoooonnnn

That wont end well...lol

/lms warrior

I feel for my coworkers today.

LastWarriorStannnddddddiiinnngggg*snort*

Be sure to sprint to the bathroom in true warrior style. :)

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2014-04-09 09:53:10 AM

1 vote:

dyertek: I need some Rocket Fuel. Instead, I got some a spicy chicken biscuit. And I had Krystals for dinner.

LWS ssoooonnnn

That wont end well...lol

/lms warrior

clintster

2014-04-08 10:30:06 PM

1 vote:

Awk-ward!

tbaughm

2014-04-08 08:43:34 PM

1 vote:

Gunny Highway: Ambrose sells with the best of them.
Rollins at full speed is so exciting.
Reigns is a force.

Harper is a true big man talent.
Wyatt is an amazing character.
Rowen has butt sweat.

5 out of 6 ain't bad

eddievercetti

2014-04-08 07:49:17 PM

1 vote:

Gunny Highway: Santino - No. He is in a story right now.
Ryback - Too young. They spent a good chunk of last year on him.
Alicia Fox - They could but they won't.
Sin Cara - sells merch
Rey - Sells merch
Sheamus - Upper midcard baby face who can wrestle for 20 minutes and push merch. No.

Rey and RVD could get their farewell runs.
Kayla and Fox will stay and Rosa was just brought back. Aksana maybe will get the boot.
Yoshi and Curtis will get axed but is Bourne still there?

Dougie AXP

2014-04-08 02:15:57 PM

1 vote:

I would bang Paige like a screen door in a farking hurricane.

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-08 12:32:11 PM

1 vote:

BATMANATEE: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: So let's see:

*Daniel Bryan won the Title(s) at Mania, beating HHH with one finisher I might add, and made it out of Raw with help

*Cesaro now has Paul Heyman to push him to the next level

*Shield are face, STILL badass and NOT breaking up

*Paige not only debuted, she won the title

*The Uso's are still tag champs

*Barrett is finally wrestling

*The Wyatts beat Cena, Sheamus and Big E clean.

*There was no Cena "I DONE WON AGAIN!!!" promo in sight.

*Taker chose who he would lose to.

*Evolution 2.0 looks like a bunch of weenies.

Internet Wrestling Community: YOU. HAVE. EVERYTHING. YOU. WANT.

BE. HAPPY.

BE. VERY. HAPPY.

Would someone post the post-TLC 2011 champions photo for me and do a title loss timeline to show JFSP how long that happiness will likely last?

I am saying that the IWC is being listened to. Don;t biatch for a little while

IT'S WHAT WE DO!
I actually agree, but also realize that this RAW was written around not letting the Eurosmark crowd get out of control. We'll see next week if Paige and Barrett are going to get real ring time or if they were just used to pander to a UK heavy crowd.

I dunno... Vince always loses to European Panders.

clintster

2014-04-08 12:51:53 AM

1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: sarahlh3: Drew's on the shine, it's gonna be a good night.
Let's make good suggestions to him on Twitter.

Like the FWC tab.

Better yet: Allow chairshots and kaykaybe in all politics threads!

We can be the political hounds of justice!

FOXTROT
WHISKEY
CHARLIE

BELIEVE IN THE FWC

my lip balm addiction

2014-04-08 12:51:48 AM

1 vote:

I suppose there are worse nicknames...

ShiningWizard

2014-04-08 12:26:56 AM

1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: BATMANATEE: ShiningWizard: Ok if Warrior keeps talking about his kids I'm gonna bawl, lulz

Wait until they get to Jake. I'm man enough to admit that I teared up a little.

They put him in a 30 second recap and didn't show much of him darnnit!

HAHAHA. SW comes over and accuses us all of padding out tweet counts and Drew is all like "Whatever, I'm just drunk", lol

I was making a "protection" joke. Get it? PADDING? For teh lulz!

clintster

2014-04-08 12:23:12 AM

1 vote:

Kouvre: Dear USA,

I am tired of you shiling Chrisley and his ~~beard~~ wife. Stop it.

Sincerely,
Kouvre

Dear Kouvre,

How do you think we feel? Bonnie Hammer just needs to get abeyanced.

Love and sympathy,
The USA (nation and network)

EqualOpportunityEnslaver

2014-04-08 12:13:02 AM

1 vote:

TheManofPA: Damn on the KY loss, I cracked a joke the other day that the mods should get Drew drunk enough to post that if KY won it all, he'd give a month of free TF

And then he did.

Maybe I am JBL. I need to talk to Ron Simmons to be sure.

DAMN!!

TheGhostofFarkPast

2014-04-08 12:08:14 AM

1 vote:

sarahlh3

2014-04-08 12:03:05 AM

1 vote:

I cannot stop lolling, though

sarahlh3

2014-04-08 12:00:47 AM

1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: Oh shiat! Drew Curtis wants to see Sarah's belt over on twitter! What have we done?!?!

Clarify--THE DIVAS BELT

Tony_Pepperoni

2014-04-07 11:57:56 PM

1 vote:

eddievercetti

2014-04-07 11:32:11 PM

1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: DrewCurtis retweeted you
WM HOF thread: 1350+
Wrestlemania thread: 4500+
Undertaker buried thread: 150
Raw thread: ~2500
The #FWC delivers for @fark and @DrewCurtis

[www.tnanews.com image 320x239]

[pbs.twimg.com image 720x540]

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 11:27:40 PM

1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: DrewCurtis retweeted you
WM HOF thread: 1350+
Wrestlemania thread: 4500+
Undertaker buried thread: 150
Raw thread: ~2500
The #FWC delivers for @fark and @DrewCurtis

The_Y2P_Problem

2014-04-07 11:13:06 PM

1 vote:

Guys, about Sting....

I have it on good authority from my source in WWE that Sting was scheduled to show up tonight and they'd even come up with a way to work around Undertaker's concussion, but Vader has apparently opened a fast food restaurant in New Orleans and, well, you know Sting...

He can't pass up Vader's invitation to his White Castle.

Karate Explosion

2014-04-07 11:12:23 PM

1 vote:

sarahlh3: Belt doesn't change hands in a DQ, correct?

Incorrect. Triple H is now Divas champ

eagles95

2014-04-07 11:11:59 PM

1 vote:

Fun thread....now lets hope UK wins the title game for Drew's fun tweets of couches in Kentucky burning

KellyKellyKelly

2014-04-07 11:08:08 PM

1 vote:

I LOVE YOU, STUPID SEXY ROMAN!

sarahlh3

2014-04-07 10:58:25 PM

1 vote:

tbaughm: In consecutive posts, we just had Trips, Nips, and Dick Tips. Who says we're not poetic?

That's the new slogan: Trips, Nips and Dick Tips---the fWc

Dumb-Ass-Monkey

2014-04-07 10:54:12 PM

1 vote:

sarahlh3: The_Y2P_Problem: eddievercetti: sarahlh3: NOLA, ain't no place like it.
Are we gonna be commenting the HoF ceremony? That'd be amusing.

Where have you been, we suffered thought Mr. T talking about his mom.

If you listen quietly as you walk down Bourbon Street, some say you can still hear Mr. T giving his speech to this very day...

*dies*

...and God gave credit to his momma

TheManofPA

2014-04-07 10:51:30 PM

1 vote:

Dougie AXP: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: anyone remember the raw where everyone walked out on Triple H except for Punk and a few others and he said something about coming across 9 guys?

I need that date. trying to find that thread cause I made a perfect joke in that thread.

Raw from 10/3/11

MY KINGDOM TO SOMEONE WHO CAN FIND ME THAT RAW THREAD

Did you try a GIS for "coming across 9 guys"?

The_Y2P_Problem

2014-04-07 10:50:18 PM

1 vote:

eddievercetti: sarahlh3: NOLA, ain't no place like it.
Are we gonna be commenting the HoF ceremony? That'd be amusing.

Where have you been, we suffered thought Mr. T talking about his mom.

If you listen quietly as you walk down Bourbon Street, some say you can still hear Mr. T giving his speech to this very day...

The_Y2P_Problem

2014-04-07 10:48:42 PM

1 vote:

Sorry, I was busy trying to calm my cat down.

Apparently a loud, high pitched squeal emanating from New Jersey frightened her around the time Paige won the Diva's Title.

Someone here wouldn't happen to know anything about THAT, would they?

TheManofPA

2014-04-07 10:47:06 PM

1 vote:

VvonderJesus: kind of interested to see how they cut this hall of fame ceremony

SUPERCUT: Just the Mommas

Wyatt Derp

2014-04-07 10:45:28 PM

1 vote:

Too bad it wasn't a "puthy" chant

Dougie AXP

2014-04-07 10:45:12 PM

1 vote:

anyone remember the raw where everyone walked out on Triple H except for Punk and a few others and he said something about coming across 9 guys?

I need that date. trying to find that thread cause I made a perfect joke in that thread.

Tenor Reaper

2014-04-07 10:44:36 PM

1 vote:

THERE IS A "CESARO CAN LIFT THIS ARENA" SIGN

hahahahahaha

Igor Jakovsky

2014-04-07 10:43:17 PM

1 vote:

Cesaro quit because he didnt want to be associated with swaggers stupid hair cut.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2014-04-07 10:27:48 PM

1 vote:

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
MY DICK IS AN ORANGE PRINGLES CAN

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla

2014-04-07 10:21:25 PM

1 vote:

"Cleanup on aisle 4..."

"Aisle 4?"

"Sorry Monsoon, i call my pants Aisle 4..."

you are a puppet

2014-04-07 10:04:06 PM

1 vote:

If they ever announce a movie about Warrior you know Nic Cage is immediately gonna start pumping iron.

my lip balm addiction

2014-04-07 10:00:26 PM

1 vote:

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Ryder made Raw!! ... Just in time to be squashed

Funny thing is - he jobbed to Rusev in a dark match before the Slammys. When I saw Rusev come out, I held up my "It's Burying Time!" sign, and when Ryder saw it, he looked at me, pointed and winked and said "yup!".

At least Ryder knows his place.

/CSB

eddievercetti

2014-04-07 09:56:40 PM

1 vote:

Is Warrior gonna talk about the DVD that hurt his feelings?

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 09:54:56 PM

1 vote:

Hey, they found the one sentence from T's speech not about his Mama and her varicose veins.

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2014-04-07 09:53:28 PM

1 vote:

I'd like to thank my mama

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2014-04-07 09:52:08 PM

1 vote:

Camel Clutch will fark your ass and make you humble

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 09:51:27 PM

1 vote:

Ryder should face Mizark, dressed as a giant pea

clintster

2014-04-07 09:49:17 PM

1 vote:

silgryphon: Is Adam Rose a face or a heel

I'm sure he's heeled something once or twice.

Outshined_One

2014-04-07 09:46:17 PM

1 vote:

So, did they give Nick Dinsmore a generic Eastern European accent and load him up on gas, or what?

tbaughm

2014-04-07 09:38:04 PM

1 vote:

Booyaka Booyaka Lawndart time

ShiningWizard

2014-04-07 09:31:10 PM

1 vote:

tbaughm: globalwarmingpraiser: Vorral: ShiningWizard: Vorral: emtbiz: is this ShiningWizard?

If it is, Dougie isn't the only stalker she'd have to worry about.

Not even on my best day evar could I pull that look off! lulz

I dunno...latex adds +2 on the hotness scale, so adjust accordingly.

Wiz doesn't realize she is cute. But then again Dougie is giving off the Pedo vibe

Wouldn't it be trippy if Dougie was really SW's alt?

I flirt with myself? Eh... I've done worse *shrug*

KellyKellyKelly

2014-04-07 09:28:33 PM

1 vote:

Fisty Bum

2014-04-07 09:28:07 PM

1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 09:20:42 PM

1 vote:

verbaltoxin: My source is telling me Jimmy Jack Funk and Skinner win the tag titles.

I don't know, Dolphins, are you sure of that info?

TheManofPA

2014-04-07 08:58:42 PM

1 vote:

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: silgryphon: verbaltoxin: Before heading to work in Mid-South Wrestling and elsewhere, this patriot played football for Southern Methodist. Who was he?

Duggan

WINNER!

and NNEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW World Trivia Champion!

[i.imgur.com image 850x218]

Well, now I know how this feels:
[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

You have a weird trivia title record for sure.

The only special-award MITB (For begging repeatedly like Dougie does to Wizard)
The only successful MITB cash-in.
The only half-reign due to confusion between you and Grand_Moff_Joseph.
1-1 record for MITB cash-ins.

But unlike Dougie.....I was successful, took hold of the peaks, and climbed to the top of the mountain. Mind you, the only way I can win is to cheat, I'm basically the Mason Ryan of in ring technical skills compared to nathanjr/FNBs Shawn Michaels

/euphanisms

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 08:51:33 PM

1 vote:

The Bestest: I'm diggin the beard on Santino

Yeah, Emma is cute.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2014-04-07 08:48:41 PM

1 vote:

Hacksaw Jim Duggan beats people up

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2014-04-07 08:21:29 PM

1 vote:

Boot Istanbul

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla

2014-04-07 08:21:04 PM

1 vote:

"It was nice for the Undertaker to destroy Lesnar's coffin, knowing he wasn't going to need it."

"WILL YOU STOP?"

Jetskimoo

2014-04-07 08:16:56 PM

1 vote:

lol at the "who booked this crap" sign

machoprogrammer

2014-04-07 08:16:21 PM

1 vote:

LucklessWonder: HHH booking himself in the title picture. I assume he's gonna pull a Vince and make DBD look good as a champ.

LOL

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 08:10:17 PM

1 vote:

Triple H appearance soon.

You don't chant "YOU DESERVE IT" without H coming out to think it's for him.

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 08:01:05 PM

1 vote:

THEN

NOW

That guy on the bike

2014-04-07 07:54:15 PM

1 vote:

natural316: my lip balm addiction: natural316: my lip balm addiction: Look. I wasn't prepared to see the Streak end. But wrestlers are supposed to "go out on their back" and someone like Undertaker understands that like no one else. And it was a moment none of us will forget.

/Where were you when Undertakers streak was broken?

It's a moment that will be frozen in time......because of the network 's crap stream last night

Mine was fine - never a problem all night tbh

I Was at fellow NPO Member that guy on the bike's house and it was a mess on his ps3

it's true, it's damn true

verbaltoxin

2014-04-07 07:50:40 PM

1 vote:

I was RIGHT HERE, on Fark!

KellyKellyKelly

2014-04-07 07:50:33 PM

1 vote:

Reacting somewhat like this...

FinFangFark

2014-04-07 07:27:14 PM

1 vote:

emtbiz: [img.fark.net image 300x168]

TheManofPA

2014-04-07 07:24:55 PM

1 vote:

I wonder how they open the show. Hell, let's just get Rock, Stone Cold, and Hogan in the ring with a few botched lines to send it over the top.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla

2014-04-07 07:16:35 PM

1 vote:

"So what did you think of the Brock/Undertaker match Monsoon?"

"It was slow, plodding, looked painful to participate in, and the ending, in my professional opinion, was unsatisfying."

"... so kind of like sex with you?"

"WILL YOU STOP?"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla

2014-04-07 07:09:20 PM

1 vote:

"Last night the streak was broken Brain!"

"398 days in a row at the Golden Corral for you Monsoon? YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO 400!"

"WILL YOU STOP?"

robsul82

2014-04-07 02:55:32 PM

1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x752]

And now for SmarkMania III...

In the Silverdome?

Suuuuuuuuuuuuperdome!

Oh, and -

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2014-04-07 01:24:51 PM

1 vote:

Bad feeling that Bryan will be forced into a match with Lesnar or Boot Istanbul and will lose the belt

FirstNationalBastard

2014-04-07 12:09:54 PM

1 vote:

clintster: ManateeGag: So, we will get 20 minutes about how Bork is the greatest wrestle who ever lived. 30 minutes of Trips and Nips saying how DBD cheated by using a sledge hammer in a no DQ match. and 20 minutes about how Cena almost turned to the dark side but then thought of the children, or something.

I think tonight is going to be the night of promos.

Bring a pillow.

Did somebody say "pillows"?

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