GDubDub: Threadjack:My internet is out, so I logged in to an unsecured wireless on my phone, hacked their router, gave it a password, and changed their net name to "Please Secure This"Wondering how many crimes I have committed.
mr0x: Emposter: That's a short list, but I appear to be doing it right.Also, I'm a 12th level master of the school of "eating it before it goes bad."Sadly, the fruit and veggies store is 10 miles away from me and I can only go there once a week.The closer ones gouge prices on fruits and veggies and they have to be "on sale" to even be reasonable. The prices are x3-x4 the price when not on sale.So, I have loads of stuff I have to store every week. Something always goes bad because I forget it in the back.
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