Barricaded Gunman: This should be fought with knives.
Dreadskull: I'm pretty sure Jesus tapped pretty hard when he got arrested and crucified. He could have gone down fighting, but submitting to crucifixion is pretty much the ultimate tap.
Son of Thunder: [oldnewsisexciting.jpg]This "Jesus Didn't Tap" stuff has been around almost as long as the UFC itself.
Dreadskull: Oh, yep. You got me.What about that whole resurrection and promise to return thing though? Why is Jesus ducking the rapture? Cheez its be ducking Vitor Bro.
stoli n coke: Son of Thunder: [oldnewsisexciting.jpg]This "Jesus Didn't Tap" stuff has been around almost as long as the UFC itself.Can't really tap out when your hands are nailed to a heavy plank of wood.
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Jesus's last words were, "It is finished."That's pretty much the definition of a tapout./Dude was double arm-barred, it's perfectly respectible
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