Ral: A condemned man asking for Patron, of all the possible tequilas to choose from, illustrates more than anything for me how big of a tool this guy is. Patron is, at best, a mediocre tequila even for mixed drinks. I don't care how much it costs. That's no guide to how good it is. He only thinks it's baller because of the music he listens to and the celebrities he attempts to emulate./Sauza Hornitos is $16 a bottle and way better tequila than Patron//friend is a bartender who thinks people who order Patron shots are hilarious
Abacus9: doglover: Abacus9: Just put a bullet in their head.Because, in the execution of their crime no one was hurt but insurance companies and they showed a hell of a lot more brain power than anyone on Fark.com ever has. It's not quite the same as one of Dick Turpin's bungling attacks.Also, bullets are wasteful and messy. A guillotine or sword works just fine, if it comes to that.Armed robbery. No one got hurt. Would you make the same argument about drunk driving?
frozenhotchocolate: proteus_b: frozenhotchocolate: Mayber I should send him this article, I'm sure that would help the situationHow would that help the fact that he has an insensitive and unfunny coworker?I was just told today he was bi-polar, I didn't know. I should not have said that, he hates me now. But I thought it was funny and that's all that matters to me.
Abacus9: Stone Meadow: doglover: mandatory minimum sentence of 32 years.[www.themonolith.com image 292x302]Yeah...wut?! Let's see...simple armed robbery with no one getting hurt gets a MINIMUM sentence of 32 years? Fark me, New York, this bullshiat is why you can't have nice things.From another article: "A recent report found the city's annual cost per inmate was $167,731 in 2012."So lessee, in today dollars $167,731 x 3 guys x 32 years = $16,102,176. That's SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS. The city is going to spend more than twice what these guys stole the very first year of their incarceration. And then they're going to keep doing it for 30+ more years. Good luck with that.Are you actually white knighting armed robbery?
meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL of course he cannot be provided with the drinking because that would be to treat this individual like the human as opposed to the commodity in the for profit prison system although this probably will be the new idea which would be to use the commissary account for the alcoholic beverages. The rule of this would also require the overnight stay in the drinking house to avoid any of the problems with the drunkenness. Do something stupid and you lose the privilege of this. You can do this once the month with the cap of 3 drinks. The room of the evening would cost $20 for you which is quite the bit in the commissary. Each drink would cost to you $10 for the beer or as they call this in the New York City happy hour pricing LAUGHTER OL.
doglover: mandatory minimum sentence of 32 years.[www.themonolith.com image 292x302]
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