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(CBS Sports)   WILL the Gators chomp on the UCONN? CAN Kentucky survive Bucky? This is your NCAA Final Four discussion thread. Tonight on TBS. First tip at 6:09 pm ET, second tip at 8:49 pm ET   ( divider line
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2014-04-05 04:01:01 PM  
2 votes:
These games will be won or lost based on the niceness of the cars driven by the respective coaches. Let's break it down:

Game 1:

Florida Gators (1)
Coach: Billy Donovan
Drives: 2009 Nissan Murano


UConn Huskies (7)
Coach: Kevin Ollie
Drives: 2012 Chevy Camaro LT RS

Analysis: It's hard to fault Donovan's selection of the Murano. It's a spacious four-door SUV with a top-20 safety rating and full front and side airbags standard. With the money he saved on the base price, he was able to upgrade this considerably with the leather package and power sunroof. It's perfect for his basic needs. It's dependable and is likely to last a long time. But now you step back and you consider Ollie's choice, and it's pure running and gunning. It's power and speed and the acceleration on the 0-60 can suck your eyeballs three inches into your head. While the Murano is built to last, the Camaro is built for one thing and one thing only: a head-to-head race. It's solid and dependable, but the Murano doesn't have the horses to compete.

Advantage: Huskies

Game 2:

University of Kentucky (8)
Coach: John Calipari
Drives: 2014 Audi R8 Spyder (convertible)


Wisconsin Badgers (2)
Coach: Bo Ryan
Drives: 2014 Lexus IS

Analysis: At first glance, this bracket belongs to Cal. Hard to argue with a sleek, powerful machine like the R8. You know what you're getting with Audi: the power, handling, performance and brand. But if you dig beneath the surface, you start to see the ground shift.

The Infiniti's lower price gives Bo lots of upgrade options across the board: all-wheel drive, heated seats and mirrors, dual-zone climate control, power moonroof, the rear-wheel-drive sports package with a digital instrument panel, bolstered and heated front seats. Audi bests the Infiniti on paper by 100 hp, but even loaded with perks, Infiniti manages to be much lighter, making them comparable in a head-to-head competition. The difference is that the Audi comes with far fewer upgrades for a much higher cost, and its reliability is suspect despite being nearly three times the cost. On value you've gotta give this one to Bo.

Advantage: Badgers
2014-04-05 11:45:40 PM  
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2014-04-05 11:39:12 PM  
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NickelP: If you are a top recruit how do you even consider not going to Kentucky?

well you want to a championship? Yeah they are good that.

want to go to the nbaNBA? They are the best at that

Wisconsin has a nice band though. You gotta give them that.
2014-04-05 11:28:13 PM  
1 vote:
As a Michigan fan all I can say is that I am sick of seeing that shot.
2014-04-05 11:18:42 PM  
1 vote:

elguerodiablo: Incorrigible Astronaut: Is Gary Busey really the best spokesman for... well, anything?


2014-04-05 11:02:37 PM  
1 vote:

eagles95: NickelP: This is going to be a nail biter. No matter how it goes I just hope the refs don't screw someone at the end

As a Badgers fan....we know we are going to get screwed....

Yeah bullshiat. Two white refs? Gonna get the calls. See?
2014-04-05 10:47:17 PM  
1 vote:
You may be flopping too much when.....
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2014-04-05 10:28:40 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: Yeah, sure, Badgers need to get the ball to Kaminsky.

The Badgers don't work that way. They get the ball to whoever happens to be open, nd if Kaminsky is drawing double teams all day, that's fine, he can draw double teams while someone else goes undefended and that guy can take the shot.

Hard to get it to a player that is constantly in mid-flop.
2014-04-05 08:21:55 PM  
1 vote:
White Boy Dunk!  Drink 5.
2014-04-05 07:31:57 PM  
1 vote:

elguerodiablo: Basketball fans should be more like hockey fans.

Nsfw p g

Like everytime they shoot a freethrow.

There was once an NBA game where a player's ex-wife posed in Playboy. In view from the free throw line, fans were holding up the centerfold to distract him.
2014-04-05 06:30:19 PM  
1 vote:
If I was really good at basketball I'd wear my hair like this.

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