NightOwl2255: The last black box I saw was on a blonde girl
gopher321: "And if they're indestructible, why don't they make the WHOLE AIRPLANE out of the same stuff?""Because they don't make the highways wide enough"/I'll take stooges for $400, Alex
Enemabag Jones: Any comedian that starts off a routine with a flight joke without irony needs a hard kick in the privates.
sendtodave: [img.fark.net image 216x234]I dunno! What is up with that?
Frederf: The term black box also refers to any device (usually programming subroutines) where the person is to not consider the mechanism that goes on within the box. It's a device which does its operation as if by magic. Array goes in, double sorted array comes out, nevermind how it works.Don't know if that idea can apply to flight recorders.
RedPhoenix122: Black box:[www.traditionalcatholicpriest.com image 600x450]Orange box:[www.blogcdn.com image 487x450]Understand?
Gyrfalcon: I like my boxes lik I like my men.
natocmdr: Black Box is orange to it's easier found in harsh conditions. Also, consider what a black box does? It records the last moments of people lives. I think its a perfect name for the purpose it is used for.
Nidiot: Gyrfalcon: I like my boxes lik I like my men.With the pinger's batteries about to run out?
Elegy: Nidiot: Gyrfalcon: I like my boxes lik I like my men.With the pinger's batteries about to run out?At the bottom of the ocean, surrounded by the mangled, lifeless bodies of the innocent bystanders?
Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: I like my boxes lik I like my men.Double sealed with packing tape?
FuzedBox: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: I like my boxes lik I like my men.Double sealed with packing tape?40lb and full of rape.
Delta1212: Orange is the new black.
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