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(STLToday)   High school students under investigation for spreading nude selfies. Clearly, they do not understand the rules of BIE   ( stltoday.com) divider line
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2014-04-05 11:08:00 AM  
3 votes:

SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.

Well, the two are not synonymous.

But the problem is, Guy A is going to look at a picture and consider how the girl is posed, the lighting, the contrast and whatnot. Meanwhile, next door, Guy B happens by coincidence to look at the same picture, and he immediately yanks his pants down and goes to work on himself like one of those machines at the hardware store that shake up paint cans.
2014-04-05 10:54:33 AM  
3 votes:
FTA:   "These guys, who have gotten their pictures, have been collecting them like someone might collect baseball cards," [the superintendent] said.

In the spokes of their bike wheels?!?

/bike wheel in profile
2014-04-05 10:51:48 AM  
2 votes:
What is sexting? I need tips.

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2014-04-05 01:55:38 PM  
1 vote:

Garydrgn: I'm prob going to be getting really touchy about teenage naked pics pretty soon.

Sounds like you need 5 min. to yourself and possibly a tissue?
2014-04-05 01:39:25 PM  
1 vote:

GreenSun: I wish I were a teenager in today's world. Girls seem to be more sexual and giving towards boys. Back in my day, the only time you'd see a girl's cleavage was when you've graduated and they're allowed to wear "adult" clothes.

Great-Great-Grandpa, is that you?
2014-04-05 12:37:32 PM  
1 vote:

undernova: Coco LaFemme: I always get a kick out of the guys on FARK who ask women here to send them pictures of their tits.  I don't know if that signals desperation or an inability to use Google, but damn it....it's funny.

As to the subject of the article however, my sister has had issues with students in her class sending one another inappropriate photos, and she's at her wit's end on what to do about it.  Did I mention she teaches the 7th grade?  High schoolers are obviously different than middle schoolers, but you can't help but question not just the intelligence of the students doing this, but the parenting they're getting at home.

I guarantee you've got something about you that the rest of us would gladly pounce upon to take a few inches off your pedestal.

Hmm, let me see - send strange men on the Internet pictures of my tits, or stay on my pedestal and not get dumped by my boyfriend?  Gee, such a tough, tough choice.  Let me get back to you on that.
2014-04-05 12:24:30 PM  
1 vote:

danielscissorhands: What the hell does BIE stand for?

Bureau of Indian Education, duh!
2014-04-05 11:57:59 AM  
1 vote:
Anyone want to see my spectacular tits?

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That's just for you, FARK.  I'd never share them with anyone else.  Pinky promise.
2014-04-05 11:51:44 AM  
1 vote:
The first rule of BIE club is you do not talk about who sends you BIE!
The second rule of BIE club is you do not talk about who sends you BIE, no matter how spectacular they are!

2014-04-05 11:48:45 AM  
1 vote:
Pfft- nude teen selfies.
I'll believe it when I see it.

/hang on, someone's at the door...
2014-04-05 11:48:22 AM  
1 vote:
So, how do I get on the CC list? Usually I hate getting caught in that loop but I'd put up with this one.

/as long as they're not all cock picks
2014-04-05 10:59:03 AM  
1 vote:
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/a seat over there?
2014-04-05 10:49:55 AM  
1 vote:
I just want to go on record stating that I strictly adhere to the rules of BIE.

However, when accompanied by a "wishlist", I consider it as classless as a spam email.

2014-04-05 10:48:39 AM  
1 vote:
Missouri is the "show me state".
2014-04-05 10:12:33 AM  
1 vote:
I'm a bit of a connoisseur, and I've seen a few nudes in my days but I find that spreading nude selfies tend to be a bit pinker in the crotchal region.

The more you know....
2014-04-05 09:42:36 AM  
1 vote:
It's pronounced Doo-mahs
2014-04-05 07:22:33 AM  
1 vote:
I was born too soon.
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