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(Metro)   This orchid looks like... OMG WTF... SHREK is in bloom   ( divider line
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8453 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2014 at 1:15 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-04 01:16:59 PM  
This thread is useless without waffles
2014-04-04 01:18:47 PM  
"looks just like" = vaguely resembles
2014-04-04 01:19:19 PM  
I like the other story about the idiot with the McDonald's receipt tattoo better.
2014-04-04 01:22:52 PM  
I dunno, I'd say it looks more like Wembly Fraggle./dance your cares away
2014-04-04 01:26:14 PM  
Shrek is love. Shrek is life
NSF Anything
2014-04-04 01:27:49 PM  
That's strange they usually look like vaginas.
2014-04-04 01:42:55 PM  
He reminds me of the old green animate bouncing monster gif which I am totally blanking on the name and therefore cannot google it.  Nessy Nelly?

/samson swanson samsonite!
2014-04-04 01:53:21 PM  

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2014-04-04 02:15:12 PM  
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I'll call it orchiDERP.
2014-04-04 02:26:49 PM  
More like Homer Simpson dressed up as Shrek.
2014-04-04 02:43:45 PM  
PS thread, dammit! The things that can be done to that photo ... I wanna see!
2014-04-04 02:44:05 PM  
I like DON-key
2014-04-04 03:37:18 PM  

Farce-Side: I like the other story about the idiot with the McDonald's receipt tattoo better.

I liked the one with ceiling rat is watching you below it.
2014-04-04 04:00:43 PM  
It looks more like some weird pokemon.
2014-04-04 04:51:31 PM  

DrupyDrawrs: I like DON-key

Is that why you have droopy drawers? Too much Donkey in the Honkey?
2014-04-04 06:06:51 PM  

uncleacid: That's strange they usually look like vaginas.

And the name comes from the Ancient Greek for "testicle".

Rudest plant evar.
2014-04-05 05:15:01 PM  
A Blessing
by James Wright

Just off the highway to Rochester, Minnesota,
Twilight bounds softly forth on the grass.
And the eyes of those two Indian ponies
Darken with kindness.
They have come gladly out of the willows
To welcome my friend and me.
We step over the barbed wire into the pasture
Where they have been grazing all day, alone.
They ripple tensely, they can hardly contain their happiness
That we have come.
They bow shyly as wet swans. They love each other.
There is no loneliness like theirs.
At home once more,
They begin munching the young tufts of spring in the darkness.
I would like to hold the slenderer one in my arms,
For she has walked over to me
And nuzzled my left hand.
She is black and white,
Her mane falls wild on her forehead,
And the light breeze moves me to caress her long ear
That is delicate as the skin over a girl's wrist.
Suddenly I realize
That if I stepped out of my body I would break
Into blossom.
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