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(Some Guy)   Who knew that picking up your dog's crap from the sidewalk and conveying it to a garbage can was a situation more fraught with social complexity than a formal dinner party, and that there are five distinct types of poo pickers? Science, that's who   ( waste-management-world.com) divider line
    More: Strange, social complexity, feceses, University of Central Lancashire, dog walking, parasitic diseases, sidewalks, dogs, ideal type  
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2014-04-04 03:08:55 PM  
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Wolf892: I use the same spray that blasts dust off my computer keyboard with a modified nozzle for mist. It freezes the wet poop up hard enough that it feels like I'm picking up a chunk of dirt and the smell is greatly diminished.
Of course I also use a baggy. But the spray sure helps me feel less grossed out that I'm packing my dog's fudge.

Please rewrite that last phrase.
2014-04-04 02:37:53 PM  
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WordsnCollision: Smeggy Smurf: I like to rearrange the turds into whimsical shapes for the amusement of others when they find it

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Why? Why do I insist on trying to read TFD threads while eating lunch?

I never learn.
2014-04-04 02:27:43 PM  
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Noticeably F.A.T.: Mentalpatient87: //kinda tired of homicidal hyperbole

It is a little odd how the baseline response for everything has become "kill 'em all". You can only tell how pissed a person actually is on a subject by how psychopathic they get with their description of how they're going to kill someone.

"Drowned in a big bag of dog poop" seems appropriate for this crime.
2014-04-04 02:24:38 PM  
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cgraves67: Picking up the crap is the right thing to do. The new moral dilemma is whether to carry it home or dump it in your neighbor's garbage can or a private dumpster.

I have a neighbor who called the cops on us for walking our dogs past her house (we weren't even touching the grass, just passing by; she threatened to call the cops and we were like "Okay, do it!" AND SHE DID).

So putting poop in her trash can has become less of an ethical dilemma and more of a moral imperative.
2014-04-04 01:31:43 PM  
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Pick it up and fling it in to the bed of that pickup truck that tried just tried to clip me with his rear view mirror.

The hounds seem to enjoy watching me pick up their crap.  I guess I'm not the alpha male.
2014-04-04 01:22:27 PM  
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Always pick it up and hand it to your wife to carry until you get home. You need to be able to control the leach. It's a safety issue.
2014-04-04 01:19:38 PM  
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There's really only two kinds of dog owners. Ones that clean up the dogs shiat, and ones that need to be shot in the head on the spot.
2014-04-04 01:17:48 PM  
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Southside shiat Slingers! AWAY!!!!
2014-04-04 12:37:25 PM  
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Team "it's the right thing to do" FTW!!!
2014-04-04 12:35:03 PM  
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