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(Today)   Forty percent of mothers say alcohol helps them cope with stress of parenting and OMG DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE   ( divider line
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2014-04-04 12:22:32 AM  
6 votes:
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2014-04-04 04:08:27 AM  
5 votes:
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2014-04-04 01:44:23 AM  
5 votes:
TL;DR replace a 1000 words with a single image

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2014-04-04 12:31:50 AM  
4 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Recognizing the dangers of drinking, this mom group has rules and practices moderation when it comes to alcohol: No more than one drink per play date, and everyone walks home.

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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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2014-04-04 12:25:39 AM  
4 votes:
Recognizing the dangers of drinking, this mom group has rules and practices moderation when it comes to alcohol: No more than one drink per play date, and everyone walks home.

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Yeah, that sounds about right.
2014-04-04 12:25:30 AM  
3 votes:
My kid put the "colic" in alcoholic.
2014-04-04 02:53:06 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-04 01:21:05 AM  
2 votes:
Some pregger chick at my cousin's party was smoking cigs, weed, and drinking .
/greatest fark ever
2014-04-04 11:10:06 AM  
1 vote:
My wife doesn't drink.  She takes it out on me.
2014-04-04 08:13:01 AM  
1 vote:
Fun fact:  When you stop using alcohol to cope with daily stresses, those stresses become less stressful.  It's just the way alcohol works - what goes down, must come up.  It decreases anxiety when you're buzzed, therefore it will increase anxiety the day after.

But I guess when you grew up working in an office "living for the weekend", that can be a pretty hard habit to break.
2014-04-04 03:39:50 AM  
1 vote:

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Sarah Connor?
2014-04-04 03:17:12 AM  
1 vote:
No, they don't want it for themselves.

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2014-04-04 02:24:05 AM  
1 vote:
Drinking and playing with your kids is fun. My favorite is on halloween, I get a travel mug and make myself a hot alcoholic beverage and take them around trick or treating.
2014-04-04 02:21:16 AM  
1 vote:
Not to be a pain but when do you have severe anxiety?

Whenever it feels like showing up. Usually when I have to deal with people in person. I prefer social media and e-mails for communication. Trying to play with my son, I have forgotten how to play, and I start getting upset because I'm afraid I'm letting him down and he's judging me. I try me level best to make up for the fact that I lack the ability to play with him sometimes.
2014-04-04 01:52:49 AM  
1 vote:
Hate kids. Thank everything that is good for that abortion!
2014-04-04 01:37:26 AM  
1 vote:
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
2014-04-04 12:57:30 AM  
1 vote:
I think I saw my mom drink one swig of Guinness and one of Rolling Rock, and maybe a glass of Cold Duck in 40 years. Too bad the tee-total gene didn't get passed down like the Slav drinking gene from my father's side did...
2014-04-04 12:36:35 AM  
1 vote:

Strongbeerrules: Mine drank herself to death in '89.  Nobody cared.

I would never consider being with a woman that drank during the day. I'm seriously lucky to have a Mom that only smoked weed occasionally, and generally only when we went to the Zoo or something with the little group of moms and kids we hung out with. I knew a lot of kids whose parents drank, a lot in many cases. Like seriously a lot. There were a few that had parents that you did NOT try to interact with until they'd had at least two stiff drinks, and never on a weekend morning. Three cocktails after work every day was pretty average.
2014-04-04 12:24:16 AM  
1 vote:
Liquor might not be quicker, so
she'll go running for the shelter
of her Mother's Little Helper
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