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13455 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2014 at 1:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-03 11:50:07 PM  
4 votes:
goodcleanfunlife.comView Full Size

2014-04-04 01:55:15 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-04 12:30:59 AM  
2 votes:
Just in time for raturday.
2014-04-04 03:45:52 PM  
1 vote:
C'mon farkers, you guys are slipping.

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2014-04-04 08:21:27 AM  
1 vote:
Rats are not inherently any more dirty than any other animal in the wild.  they become dirty and disease infested when they live among humans.

in the wild, they are no dirtier than a squirrel.
2014-04-04 07:55:46 AM  
1 vote:

Cerebral Ballsy: After owning a pet rat or two and becoming accustomed to how friendly they are (they will prompt you to scratch them all day long), movies depicting rats as evil seem hilarious. The spell is broken and you know you are watching a bunch of movie animals specialist's trained pets. Hearing people shake with fright from what is possibly an escaped dumbo rat is cracking me up.

Feral rats ain't pet rats. They have no problem biting and clawing people & pets, and they're one of the most common rabies vectors; an infected rat is basically the violent tweaker of the rat world. The shot schedule you have to go through after getting bit SUCKS.

Sure a wild fat rat might be docile, but I wouldn't bet on it. I bet most could be tamed though.
2014-04-04 07:28:33 AM  
1 vote:

calbert: /obscure?

Nothing is obscure on fark.
2014-04-04 03:29:08 AM  
1 vote:
Of course subby . I always masturbate w/pics.
2014-04-04 02:06:56 AM  
1 vote:

Badgers: [ image 245x184]

i don't know if i should go squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww...

/ i am so confused...
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