fusillade762: That's one farked up family.
Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/
Prey4reign: Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/Indeed it does and I think the only conclusion you can come to is he is never going to be on a Victoria Secrets special.
xanadian: Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/[s2.quickmeme.com image 625x466]
whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...
whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]
Creoena: whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]Just doing his best Trevor Philips Impression[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]
mrlewish: All you women out there.. Stop having sex with men with ears that stick out and kind of point away at the top. Lots of mug shots that I see have this feature.
JoieD'Zen: What kind of women can he pull anyhow?
suelswalker: Is it possible that the reason he was in lingerie was that the party that was going on was a themed one? Not just his normal party outfit?
JoieD'Zen: mrlewish: All you women out there.. Stop having sex with men with ears that stick out and kind of point away at the top. Lots of mug shots that I see have this feature.What kind of women can he pull anyhow? Why would they have his baby?/so confused
cgraves67: You know he cares because he chains him to a tree instead of letting him run off unsupervised./horrible people
SquiggsIN: roc6783: Also, how the Fark are those leash backpacks legal? That just screams "I am gonna be farked up to my kid".Think of a mom with 3 kids standing on a subway platform. Those could be the difference between life and death for whichever one she can't get a hand on.
roc6783: @Squiggs (sorry can't quote on phone) - and? Natural selection ain't got time for that. On a less serious note, if the answer is leashing your kid, you're doing it wrong.
SquiggsIN: SquiggsIN: I don't have children but I have 18 nieces and nephews.3 step-brothers, 2 sisters, and a sister in lawoldest to youngest : 5 kids, 3 kids, 3 kids, 2 kids, 3 kids, 2 kidsThe one with 5 converted to Catholicism. His wife's a real biatch.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I guess y'all would be happier if uncle was nude and the kid was hit by a car?
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