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(WTSP)   Woman 'taken' by large shark in Australia. Crikey   ( wtsp.com) divider line
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d23 [BareFark]
2014-04-03 01:05:10 PM  
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darwinpolice: naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 260x352]

Came here for this.  Glad to see it was the boobies.

yeah.. one of the rare occasions when the filter actually makes the post better...
2014-04-03 01:02:21 PM  
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Why would anyone go in the water in Australia?  Between great whites, invisible killer jellyfish and drop bears waiting for you on the way back to your car, the chances of you surviving a beach encounter are too low for my taste
2014-04-03 02:03:10 PM  
1 vote:

Kevin Lomax: What's with the ' ' around taken?

They're doing it in the article too, not just the Fark headline stretching for beastiality humor. We'd probably say "taken away" here in the states but taken seems acceptable without the quotes.

Because it's slang for eaten/killed/etc.?

My personal favorite quote in the article is: "Cancer, heart attacks -- those are all things we fear but expect, but who gets taken by a shark?"

In Australia? Seriously?  You really felt the need to ask that question?
2014-04-03 01:50:23 PM  
1 vote:
For me, the comedy gold was the question asked in the article.  Who expects to get killed by a shark?  People who swim in the ocean, at least as of now.
2014-04-03 01:22:21 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: "If you let my grandmother go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you."

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"But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will hook you."

Just like roaches and lawyers, millions exist.
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2014-04-03 11:29:17 AM  
1 vote:
Candy gram...
2014-04-03 10:03:00 AM  
1 vote:
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