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(Slate)   A look at what stared the most devastating war of the 21st Century: The Fast Food Breakfast Wars   ( slate.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Fast Food Breakfast, fast food, Darren Tristano, Egg McMuffin, CEO Don Thompson, product innovation, Ronald McDonald, McCafe  
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2014-04-02 10:33:55 PM  
6 votes:
What a staring breakfast war may look like

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2014-04-02 10:59:55 PM  
3 votes:
We all already know who wins the franchise breakfast wars.
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In a world...where taco bell is the only restaurant and toilet paper doesn't exist.
2014-04-02 10:43:31 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-02 10:16:18 PM  
2 votes:
So much for the 3 seashells.
2014-04-02 09:40:06 PM  
2 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: MsterScary: Started*... I don't think anything has ever "stared" a war...

I did when I was a kid. It was brutal. My eyes teared up something awful.

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2014-04-02 09:06:11 PM  
2 votes:
War. War never changes.
2014-04-02 08:51:23 PM  
2 votes:
Eat fruit and perhaps some cereal and have some coffee. You'll save money and will feel better.
2014-04-02 11:12:47 PM  
1 vote:
shiat on a shingle in the am
2014-04-02 10:59:59 PM  
1 vote:

orangehat: So Demolition Man wasn't so much of a movie as a documentary of the future?  Awesome.

I thought that was obvious when Schwarzenegger became a politician.
2014-04-02 10:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
Popeyes has breakfast ?
I am going to assume is a biscuit with chicken on it.
Their name (Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits) was my first clue. It's my favorite fast food and they have the best coupons.
Off to the googles.
2014-04-02 10:44:37 PM  
1 vote:
I barely escaped from Playland with my life when the Del Taco across the street launched a sudden intense breakfast burrito barrage

/the horror... the horror...
2014-04-02 10:34:30 PM  
1 vote:
The thing that Taco Bell's breakfast is missing is that they don't sauce all of their offerings. You're up against the Egg McMuffin, the purest, somewhat least greasiest breakfast perfection fast food on the planet, and you need to differentiate yourself from everybody else who is using the same scrambled egg-like product, same sort of sausage, and everything else - since I assume it all comes shipped from Sysco on the same truck.

The Taco Bell waffle taco was worse than the same Eggo waffle concoction you've made while hungover. The breakfast burrito didn't even have any additives like peppers or onions that you don't want to chop while hungover. The saving grace of the items I tried has been the crunchwrap, because it uses the same sauce that their normal quesadillas have, which is too much hassle to make while hungover and really tasty.

It's like Taco Bell executives got together and said "What tastes define our brand, and how can we not use any of them in favor of generic breakfast food?"
2014-04-02 10:28:55 PM  
1 vote:
Begun the breakfast wars have.
2014-04-02 10:22:28 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Worse than The Cola Wars?

Nothing could be worse than the Cola Wars. I still have PTSD and wake up every night screaming and covered in sweat.
2014-04-02 10:15:38 PM  
1 vote:
So Demolition Man wasn't so much of a movie as a documentary of the future?  Awesome.
2014-04-02 08:55:35 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Eat fruit and perhaps some cereal and have some coffee. You'll save money and will feel better.

Thanks, MOM.
2014-04-02 08:10:57 PM  
1 vote:
Worse than The Cola Wars?
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