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(NPR)   Institute for The Eradication of Every Last Bit of Pleasure From Life Until You Beg For The Sweet Release of Death calls for Girl Scouts to stop selling cookies   ( npr.org) divider line
    More: Stupid, selling cookies, Girl Scout cookie, frosted flakes, pediatric endocrinologist, Tony the Tiger, nutrition label, cause of death, Robert Lustig  
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2014-04-02 09:06:15 AM  
6 votes:
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2014-04-02 09:09:58 AM  
5 votes:
What's the big fuss?  A few cookies now and then aren't going to hurt anybody.  They only sell them for one period a year.  And it's not like you're going to eat too many  - they come in the convenient single-serving containers to prevent over--indulgence.
2014-04-02 09:17:25 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-04-02 08:59:41 AM  
2 votes:

CruJones: Oh fark off. Cookies and a healthy diet are not mutually exclusive. If you can't keep your gaping pie hole shut that's your fault.

/ I am however tired of parents selling the cookies

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/on the other hand, if it wasn't for parents selling them at work, i'd never buy any at all
2014-04-02 10:34:04 AM  
1 vote:
First they came for the thin mints, and I stopped the purge right then and there because I will seriously fark up anyone who tries to take those delicious cookies away from me.
2014-04-02 10:13:04 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-02 09:52:18 AM  
1 vote:
My girlfriend's roommates ate all the girl scout cookies I bought.  I don't understand how they thought I would not notice.
2014-04-02 09:29:36 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-02 09:27:33 AM  
1 vote:

gretzkyscores: When fascism comes to America, it will be wearing a white lab coat and stethoscope.

Actually, doctors are working on a snack food that is even more addictive and bad for you in order that they can force everyone into the doctor's office every month at minimum.  They want to get Girl Scout cookies out of the way to eliminate competition.  They are coupling their nefarious snacking scheme with increased legalization and decriminalization of marijuana.  That way, they will not only be able to control us completely, they will take all of our money while doing it.  And we will be eager to give it to them!  Those evil bastards.
2014-04-02 09:21:48 AM  
1 vote:

sethen320: I was in Louisville for work about 2 years ago off and on for about 6 months. I had nothing but nice things to say about the people there.

Evidently, you did not meet me.
2014-04-02 09:18:26 AM  
1 vote:
Good luck with those stands selling free-range broccoli florets outside the grocery store.
2014-04-02 09:16:46 AM  
1 vote:
The sentiment was echoed by Diane Hartman, a writer and editor in Denver, who penned an indignant op-ed in theDenver Post, "Why are we letting Girl Scouts sell these fattening cookies?"

Uh, letting them? The last time I checked, private organizations didn't need your permission to sell a legal product. If you are opposed to them, don't buy them. You don't get to ram your self-righteous indignation down everyone else's throats because you're a fatty who doesn't have the self control to resist the Caramel Delites.
2014-04-02 09:14:45 AM  
1 vote:
I will find this doctor, then shoot him in the face with bullets made from my last remaining box of Caramel De-Lites.  Then I will eat my last box of Peanut Butter Sandwiches while I dance on his grave.  Then I will I eat my last box of the Chocolate covered Peant Butter while I jog a few miles to burn the calories off.  Then, I will not complain about how Girl Scouts made me fat, because I WAS THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO EAT THE FARKING COOKIES, DR. BLOOMBERG.
2014-04-02 09:11:07 AM  
1 vote:
Does biatching ,whining and moaning like a simple minded NPR individual who has there head up someone elses arse make the world a better place , or just more pathetically miserable ?
2014-04-02 09:11:05 AM  
1 vote:
If you think that teaching little girls to be crack dealers is a benefit to the community then go right ahead and buy those cookies!

I was at the grocery store the other day and the girls' leader was encouraging the impressionable scouts to offer free thin mints to shoppers.  Sure. The first one is always free.   After that, its $4 a box to feed your habit.
2014-04-02 09:05:51 AM  
1 vote:
I hope that the brilliant headline will become a FARK meme and regular.

Love the cookies, no longer in my diet though.
2014-04-02 09:00:27 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: ....That's what John Mandrola, a heart doctor in Louisville, Ky.,   on his blog in March. (He also blogs for Medscape/Cardiology.)

That explains a lot. Louisville (Lou-uh-vul) is an evil place filled with horrible people.
2014-04-02 08:57:58 AM  
1 vote:
Thin Mints are the crack cocaine of mass-produced cookies.
2014-04-02 08:54:27 AM  
1 vote:

the801: keebler grasshoppers.

just as nice at half the price, and you don't have to deal with annoying little girls harassing you when you go into the grocery store.

2014-04-02 08:51:51 AM  
1 vote:
One of my daughter's troops still have some cookies left.  Anybody need anything?
2014-04-02 04:14:02 AM  
1 vote:
keebler grasshoppers.

just as nice at half the price, and you don't have to deal with annoying little girls harassing you when you go into the grocery store.
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