the801: keebler grasshoppers.just as nice at half the price, and you don't have to deal with annoying little girls harassing you when you go into the grocery store.
minoridiot: One of my daughter's troops still have some cookies left. Anybody need anything?
CruJones: Oh fark off. Cookies and a healthy diet are not mutually exclusive. If you can't keep your gaping pie hole shut that's your fault./ I am however tired of parents selling the cookies
sethen320: I was in Louisville for work about 2 years ago off and on for about 6 months. I had nothing but nice things to say about the people there.
mrlewish: Stop questioning peoples right to make choices.
sethen320: QueenMamaBee: FTA: ....That's what John Mandrola, a heart doctor in Louisville, Ky., on his blog in March. (He also blogs for Medscape/Cardiology.)That explains a lot. Louisville (Lou-uh-vul) is an evil place filled with horrible people.I was in Louisville for work about 2 years ago off and on for about 6 months. I had nothing but nice things to say about the people there. I do admit though, while Louisville was nice Lexington was pretty cool too.
gretzkyscores: When fascism comes to America, it will be wearing a white lab coat and stethoscope.
rebelyell2006: You know, the Mint Thins that they sell at Dollar General are pretty good, and much more affordable. Plus you don't have to dress up to go shopping.
Mr. Right: gretzkyscores: When fascism comes to America, it will be wearing a white lab coat and stethoscope.Actually, doctors are working on a snack food that is even more addictive and bad for you in order that they can force everyone into the doctor's office every month at minimum. They want to get Girl Scout cookies out of the way to eliminate competition. They are coupling their nefarious snacking scheme with increased legalization and decriminalization of marijuana. That way, they will not only be able to control us completely, they will take all of our money while doing it. And we will be eager to give it to them! Those evil bastards.
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