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2014-04-01 08:20:57 PM  
3 votes:
Its cremation only.  Even in death they don't want you burying the bone.
2014-04-01 08:16:10 PM  
3 votes:
I don't give a damn who or what I'm buried next to. Because I'll be dead. And I won't care.
2014-04-01 11:12:54 PM  
2 votes:
Promoting divisiveness make you a douche no matter whose genitals you suck.
2014-04-01 10:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
The gays are the biggest freak show currently playing.

Seriously, if normal people were suggesting a "gay only" cemetery they would be throwing the usual tantrum and suing everybody in sight.

/you know I'm right
2014-04-02 08:25:42 AM  
1 vote:

Fafai: stratagos: Or something

Your previous post was great because you had the perfect opening, you answered a question honestly with humor and style and it was insightful as well. This one is just a lesser echo of the first but without the witty timing and nothing really to add. The redundancy kind of takes away from the initial one. Boo.

I'm *so sorry* I didn't live up to the demanding standards expected of commentary on the Internet. I hope my inexcusable lapse - one brought on by distractions I should not have allowed to interfere with the quality of my work - will not impact my chances of recertification this year. I have a family to support.
2014-04-02 03:50:32 AM  
1 vote:

Lord Farkwad: Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.

I don't get it. Once you remove the prejudice of "how a woman SHOULD look" from your mind, all you see is perfectly normal, common guy. Hell, I would even say not ugly at all, as men go.
2014-04-01 10:28:04 PM  
1 vote:
Lesbians are cool. I've seen all their movies.
2014-04-01 09:53:23 PM  
1 vote:
Lesbians should be buried in Lesbos.
2014-04-01 08:57:08 PM  
1 vote:

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

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Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
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Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

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Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
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The passenger is either copping a feel, hanging on by the rider's tits, or both. Also looks like her cigar is unlit and presumably being eaten...
2014-04-01 08:28:16 PM  
1 vote:

Callous: dinch: This About That: So the local lesbian group was given exclusive use of the burial plot in a barter deal with the church. That should be the end of this thread, I'm sure.

Yeah, I was ready to be rolling my eyes at the craziness. As it was, i ended up saying "oh, what a good idea."

I was thinking the same thing but I just couldn't get past this insanity.

FTFA where the lesbian community can live together in the afterlife

That's just sounds pants on head stupid.

Do they think that, if there is an afterlife, your soul/spirit/whatever is confined to the small area where your body is buried?

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."

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2014-04-01 08:09:10 PM  
1 vote:
And they're going to change the name of the cemetary to Cärpet-München.
2014-04-01 06:04:07 PM  
1 vote:
Good, got keep em separated
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