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2014-04-01 04:15:36 PM  
4 votes:
Someone tell them that the war is ova.

/we all sulpher from bad yolks
2014-04-01 03:23:20 PM  
3 votes:
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He has risen!
2014-04-01 07:25:11 PM  
2 votes:
Talk about pointless

/even if you succeed in killing it it just comes back in three days
2014-04-01 05:49:14 PM  
2 votes:
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Jay: This is for Brodie!
2014-04-01 04:24:08 PM  
2 votes:
I'd have trouble busting a cap in Santa.

While I'd effing end the bunny rabbit.
2014-04-01 04:16:02 PM  
2 votes:
I did have the pleasure of two ladies ringing my doorbell and inviting me to a celebration of the death of Jesus Christ.

I declined. Still waiting to be approached by one of these militant atheists that just has to shove his opinion down everyone's throats though. I've been assured they are a plague on the land.
2014-04-01 07:03:36 PM  
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2014-04-01 06:04:04 PM  
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2014-04-01 05:31:08 PM  
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"Easter, that's a weird tradition.
'Easter, the day Jesus rose from the dead. What should we do?'
'How 'bout eggs?'
'Well, what does that have to do with Jesus?'
'All right, we'll hide 'em.'
'I don't follow your logic.'
'Don't worry. There's a bunny.' "
2014-04-01 05:06:33 PM  
1 vote:
"Whatever,...come at us bro!"

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2014-04-01 04:34:00 PM  
1 vote:
It is Easter all ready? Do you guys celebrate that every year? Can't you like move that shiat to a leap year? I only ask, because every year I get up on Sunday, get dressed, head out to do my shopping to find 90% of the stores farking closed, because of some pissant religious observance.

It is a really big farking inconvenience.
2014-04-01 04:26:31 PM  
1 vote:
Further proof that no one reads the articles on Fark.

/full disclosure: i'm frequently guilty of same
2014-04-01 04:12:35 PM  
1 vote:
It's in a hanger in Pakistan
2014-04-01 04:12:28 PM  
1 vote:
The Easter War began at the Battle of Cascarones - much confetti was spilled that day.

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2014-04-01 04:09:15 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: I was making  soufflés.

ALL the soufflés?
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