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(Gizmodo)   Murder a man in cold blood, 10 years. Sell heroin to puppies, 11 years. Laser a children's hospital helicopter, that will be 14 years of PMITA prison time   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, PMITA, medical helicopter, murders, heroin, transport helicopter  
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3677 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2014 at 3:27 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-01 03:33:22 PM  
5 votes:
Where do puppies get that kind of money?
2014-04-01 03:36:15 PM  
3 votes:
Did he cut the helicopter neatly in two right down the middle or was it a messy, jagged slice?
2014-04-01 04:26:12 PM  
2 votes:

peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?

They sell cuddles on the street corner.
2014-04-01 03:43:53 PM  
2 votes:
He blasted the police helicopter seven times as it circled his location.

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2014-04-01 01:43:04 PM  
2 votes:
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I guess subby thinks that those flight jockeys and their sick patients deserve to be farked with?   ...or killed?
2014-04-02 06:48:22 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: GBB: do any of those sentencing schedules deter anyone from committing those crimes?

Punishment doesn't deter crime. That's part of the big problem with America's legal system.

It's been proven in every society. In ancient Rome, Vestal Virgins were BURIED ALIVE for having sex before their service was over and their lovers were whipped to death. We know this because there were many who got buried and men who loved them despite the danger of being whipped to death.

Ziiiip.....go on...
2014-04-01 05:44:59 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Mikey1969: They really have to design something that would refract a laser, yet be transparent, and implement it into visors worn by these pilots before some asshole sends an aircraft to the ground and kills people. So with the way lasers work, would even polarized wombats help? Something has got to work, right?

I'm liking this April Fools thing.

"Polarized wombats", heh.

I've been having fun with it, too. Usually on purpose, but I've been trying to craft my posts to actually work as sentences with the philters in place. Obviously the 'polarized wombats' one slipped by. I think it would be awesome if this was a full time thing, and maybe they added 10-15 words each year. Politics Threads would be far less contentious when the posts make no sense because someone didn't know about the banmonkeys or how you can have lots more angry otters, but the fancy lads would be [redacted by the NSA] for Taft.
2014-04-01 05:42:56 PM  
1 vote:

peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?

From their biatches.

/puppies be pimpin'
2014-04-01 03:53:29 PM  
1 vote:
I believe the sentence to be appropriate.

Disabling a pilot of a helicopter for a children's hospital could result in a serious crash in the middle of a busy intersection, resulting in significant traffic backups, causing me to be delayed in arriving home from work.
2014-04-01 03:51:24 PM  
1 vote:

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Perhaps he was just trying to get his cats to attack the window and this was just a misunderstanding???

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2014-04-01 03:50:05 PM  
1 vote:
I declare shenanigans, and hereby request the sentencing records and case summary for that puppy / heroin suit.
2014-04-01 03:44:29 PM  
1 vote:
Perhaps he was just trying to get his cats to attack the window and this was just a misunderstanding???
2014-04-01 03:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "That wasn't enough for Rodriguez. He blasted the police helicopter seven times as it circled his location."

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2014-04-01 03:40:07 PM  
1 vote:

elffster: peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?

From dealing Heroin! DUH!

No, the puppies are buying heroin.

What I wanna know is how they inject it without thumbs.
2014-04-01 03:39:13 PM  
1 vote:
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A better, cooler use for a high powered laser.
2014-04-01 03:26:07 PM  
1 vote:
What a waste....of heroin!
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