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(Some Guy)   Lululemon now offering spray-on yoga pants. I'm sad because they don't come in my size   ( shop.lululemon.com) divider line
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2014-04-01 12:58:33 PM  
Obvious April fools joke, but I'll take any reason for a suspenders and/or spray on clothes thread.
 
2014-04-01 01:08:41 PM  
these look like spray on to me:

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2014-04-01 01:16:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Obvious April fools joke, but I'll take any reason for a suspenders and/or spray on clothes thread.


Not to mention a suspenders thread.

And Subby, they do come in your size--you would just need to buy 2 or 3 cans.
 
2014-04-01 01:16:54 PM  

Cyberluddite: scottydoesntknow: Obvious April fools joke, but I'll take any reason for a suspenders and/or spray on clothes thread.

Not to mention a suspenders thread.

And Subby, they do come in your size--you would just need to buy 2 or 3 cans.


Ha!
 
2014-04-01 01:25:22 PM  

Cyberluddite: Not to mention a suspenders thread.


OK, I wasn't expecting that one.  Presumably this is an April 1 only thing, but apparently the word "yoga" followed by the word "pants" now wombats to "suspenders."

scottydoesntknow: Ha!


Yeah, I have to admit that I was a little curious about why someone would obsess about those strips of fabric that hold fat guys' pants up, but I figured to each his own.
 
2014-04-01 01:28:20 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cyberluddite: Not to mention a suspenders thread.

OK, I wasn't expecting that one.  Presumably this is an April 1 only thing, but apparently the word "yoga" followed by the word "pants" now wombats to "suspenders."

scottydoesntknow: Ha!

Yeah, I have to admit that I was a little curious about why someone would obsess about those strips of fabric that hold fat guys' pants up, but I figured to each his own.


Hey I'm sure there's some sexy suspenders (not filterpwnd) pictures out there. Isn't that right, The Stealth Hippopotamus?

/'now wombats' Laughter OL
 
2014-04-01 01:41:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Obvious April fools joke, but I'll take any reason for a suspenders and/or spray on clothes thread.

Cyberluddite: Not to mention a suspenders thread.


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Happy to help.
 
2014-04-01 01:43:40 PM  
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/dammit, I have stuff to do today
 
2014-04-01 01:44:29 PM  
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2014-04-01 01:47:45 PM  
Oh I like today's philters (wombats).

Star Trek <-> Star Trek
Yo-ga pants -> suspenders

let's see if the classics have changed:

BooWIEs (booWIEs)
shiat (shiat)
I'm forgetting what triggers weeners, original post?
 
2014-04-01 01:52:30 PM  

nmrsnr: Oh I like today's philters (wombats).

Star Trek <-> Star Trek
Yo-ga pants -> suspenders

let's see if the classics have changed:

BooWIEs (booWIEs)
shiat (shiat)
I'm forgetting what triggers weeners, original post?


The Classic W-T-F changes to [redacted by NSA]

And '1s+ (spelled out) post' triggers weeners

BooWIEs
 
2014-04-01 01:52:54 PM  

Cyberluddite: scottydoesntknow: Obvious April fools joke, but I'll take any reason for a suspenders and/or spray on clothes thread.

Not to mention a suspenders thread.

And Subby, they do come in your size--you would just need to buy 2 or 3 cans.


Maybe they offer a case discount
 
2014-04-01 01:53:21 PM  

scottydoesntknow: nmrsnr: Oh I like today's philters (wombats).

Star Trek <-> Star Trek
Yo-ga pants -> suspenders

let's see if the classics have changed:

BooWIEs (booWIEs)
shiat (shiat)
I'm forgetting what triggers weeners, original post?

The Classic W-T-F changes to [redacted by NSA]

And '1s+ (spelled out) post' triggers weeners

BooWIEs


Or maybe not, I don't know.
 
2014-04-01 01:59:22 PM  

nmrsnr: Star Trek <-> Star Trek


Hey, it only goes one way? I thought they swapped, apparently Wars among the Stars is the only thing getting wombatted today.

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2014-04-01 02:00:08 PM  
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2014-04-01 02:16:22 PM  

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2014-04-01 02:41:33 PM  

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/dammit, I have stuff to do today


Damn right you do. Keep doing it
 
2014-04-01 02:43:45 PM  

Cyberluddite: scottydoesntknow: Obvious April fools joke, but I'll take any reason for a suspenders and/or spray on clothes thread.

Not to mention a suspenders thread.

And Subby, they do come in your size--you would just need to buy 2 or 3 cans.


*shakes tiny fist*

Came here to say:
"Yo momma's so fat, she ran out of spray"
 
2014-04-01 02:51:14 PM  

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2014-04-01 02:56:45 PM  
This thread needs more attention.

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2014-04-01 02:59:54 PM  
This is not a bookmark.

//[redacted by the NSA]? Yes it is.
 
2014-04-01 03:02:19 PM  
Thank god somebody finally got some sense and started posting these. It helps to channel my "frustrations" in a different direction.  Yum.
 
2014-04-01 03:03:07 PM  
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2014-04-01 03:04:29 PM  
by no means a bookmark.
 
2014-04-01 03:06:23 PM  

jbrad47128: Thank god somebody finally got some sense and started posting these. It helps to channel my "frustrations" in a different direction.  Yum.


passe, I just send the link to a friend and retrieve it from email
 
2014-04-01 03:08:40 PM  
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2014-04-01 03:10:06 PM  
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2014-04-01 03:12:01 PM  
April Fools!
 
2014-04-01 03:25:06 PM  
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2014-04-01 03:25:06 PM  
Right up there with spray on condoms....
 
2014-04-01 03:25:44 PM  
Meh, it's been done.

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2014-04-01 03:48:37 PM  
I like this thread.
 
2014-04-01 04:15:52 PM  
God Bless Lululemon and all who produce this fine women's clothing item.  Their ex-CEO may be an asshole but I would still shake his hand and buy him a beer.  He has given more good to this world than most of us will ever hope for.  Thank you, skin-tight see-through women's pants man.
 
2014-04-01 04:22:46 PM  
I bet that'll get you thrown out of a Planet Fitness so fast.
 
2014-04-01 04:27:41 PM  

Ex-Texan: I bet that'll get you thrown out of a Planet Fitness so fast.


If some poor, innocent young woman gets thrown out of the gym for showing her too-perfect posterior in attire such as this, I would take it upon myself to console her in her hour of need. It's important work and worth the time and effort.
 
2014-04-01 04:42:30 PM  
If you need more than a full can to spray on suspenders, you probably shouldn't be wearing suspenders.
 
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