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(The Daily Beast)   The coolest apps for your phone right now are all about death. Yours, other people's, it doesn't matter - everybody's gonna get a turn   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2014-03-31 09:34:02 AM  
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Hey, you're young and swingin', No time to think about tomorrow But there ain't no way to deny it. Some day, you're gonna buy it. Plan today, Go with Ferryman Tomorrow!Ferryman, Ferryman, he's the man with the plot, the man with the plan! Ferryman, Ferryman, He's the mortician man who loves you ... A lot!
2014-03-31 10:37:12 AM  
Meh, I just carry a bunch or actuarial morbidity tables in my pocket.

Party anyone?  Anyone?
2014-03-31 10:38:57 AM  
um...meant "mortality".  Coffee isn't kicking in yet.
2014-03-31 03:18:41 PM  

OtherBrotherDarryl: Meh, I just carry a bunch or actuarial morbidity tables in my pocket.  Party anyone?  Anyone?

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2014-03-31 03:56:10 PM  
I already know when and how I'm going to die though, I don't need no stinkin app to tell me that.
2014-03-31 07:01:31 PM  
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2014-03-31 08:00:30 PM  
Why on earth would anyone pay for Ticker when there are a bunch of phone apps that do exactly the same thing.

I've got a widget on my phone's home screen that's telling me I have 13431 days remaining.  Symmetrical day!
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